Is this a joke? Are you making a big GOOPY joke, Miz Gwyneth Paltrow? Or do fancy a trip down a rainbow colored hallucination after an afternoon of antiquing and knitting wine jackets for your extensive collection of Merlots?
Today's topic on GOOP.com is … horticulture. Gwyneth wanted to bring her readers on an intimate tour of her rooftop garden at her penthouse apartment in New York City to prove that she indeed has a green thumb, just like all the little people. She posted a few pictures of her garden and raved about how many different herbs she has cultivating just steps away from her kitchen.
Let's see. She's got some chives, some kale, mint, parsley…wait, what's that one next to the mint? Is that, could that be…SALVIA!
It is! That bushy little green shrub is indeed salvia!
Is this real life? Are you serious, Miz Paltrow? Are you trying to tell us that every once and awhile, you like to get down with your Miley Cyrus alter-ego and escape the realms of this world into one where everyone looks like Liam Hemsworth and Frosted Flakes are the only thing worth eating for 20 minutes??? Really??? We never would've guessed!!!
Wonder if she is aware that currently, there is a ban just seconds from being passed that would make this little herb illegal in New York state? Might be a good thing to keep in mind, hun!
P.S. - Girl, maybe the next time you're at home sipping your salvia laced lentil soup and herbal tea, you might want to think about redesigning the GOOP site! It's looking a bit ZzzzzZzzz!!!