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Brazilian Woman Wins Right To Masturbate At Work!

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Ana Catarian Bezerra, a 36-year-old Brazilian accountant who suffers from a chemical imbalance that triggers severe anxiety and hypersexuality, has won the right to masturbate and watch porn at work!

Since she knew the only way to cure her anxiety was to masturbate, she knew she needed help, explaining:

"I got so bad I would to masturbate up to forty seven-times a day. That's when I asked for help, I knew it wasn't normal."

After getting some medical attention and a prescription "cocktail" of tranquilizers, NOW she only masturbates a few eight times a day. Still A LOT of masturbation, but A LOT LESS than before.

Due to her orgasmic medical condition, she took her employer to court in order to be allowed to masturbate on the clock and WON.

Handicapped people needed ramps and Ana needed pornography. It's a little shocking to address, but everybody has their own special needs and we're glad this woman was able to get the help and understanding she needed to live her life.

Unfortunately, this news may encourage people who don't need to be masturbating at work to go ahead and ask for the right to masturbate at work. LOLz!

Taking this woman's medical condition into consideration, do U think the court made the right decision?

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61 comments to “Brazilian Woman Wins Right To Masturbate At Work!”



  1. 1

    She is decent looking, wouldn't it be easier to set up a back room at work and let her co-workers bang her?
    It would not only help her out, but relieve their stress as well. lol

    Or she could become one of Charlie Sheen's goddesses…



  2. 2

    just plain stupid, she should work on the internet with a cam. she would make a fortune lol



  3. 3

    what a brave brave woman… masturbation rights for all!!! lol



  4. 4

    This is absolutely unfair to the employer. If she is unable to perform the daily duties for which she was hired, due to a medical problem, then she should be on disability like other people in that position. An employer should not be forced to maintain staff that are ineffective to the productive flow of the operation.



  5. 5

    Angus8…..is that your age or your IQ?



  6. 6

    Dirty scrubber.



  7. 7

    This is a perfect & pathetic example of an employer's "duty to accommodate" gone too far.



  8. 8

    First of all ewww, second of all ewww, third of all she should really work from home. I feel sorry for her employer and colleagues.

  9. lolli says – reply to this


    9

    eww i dont wanna shake her hand ewwwwww



  10. 10

    This is such a NON-ISSUE. Doesn't everyone masturbate @ work???



  11. 11

    thats pretty lame. Im sure she's not working when she's masturbating. she needs to find a different job, this is very selfish and ridiculous.



  12. 12

    I hope she doesn't become a waitress, nasty.

    She should go on disability. If this crap is true, how could she give a full days work?



  13. 13

    That's bullsht. Her employer probably was not aware of this lame tendency when she was hired. If she is that bad off she should quit and get help.



  14. 14

    Poor girl. Her condition sounds PAINFUL (47 times a day!).



  15. 15

    Perez: Are you stupid or do you just not have any employees? Employers should NOT have to pay this woman to jerk-off. Fire her and hire an employee who doesn't bring any crazy baggage to the table. It's not for employers to deal with. If she worked for me, I'd have driven her way before it got to this point. The world is so full of idiots.

  16. mw says – reply to this


    16

    My God…what is going on in this world? How bizarre!



  17. 17

    LOL! She gonna be playing the clitar at work.



  18. 18

    What a load of shit! Go stand on the corner where you belong!



  19. 19

    Oh for fuck sakes. What a fucking joke. I have an urge to get my dick sucked all day long but i don't think the law would let me have the ladies I work with do that for me, in a special room. What a god damn idiotic joke. If that is the case, and you NEED to rub one out 8 times a day, stay home, cuz you can't be getting that much work done.



  20. 20

    This is so typical, the "justice system" takes this seriously but when it's violent crime they couldn't care less about victims rights, but some pathetic loser who wants to jerk off we must defend her rights,what about her co-workers and her bosses rights to expect professional behavior while at work.



  21. 21

    There is something very wrong with this picture. Why would an employer have to give this woman time to go into another private room and do whatever she does to relieve herself? I don't get it. It's not fair to the other employees for one. She is getting 8+ more breaks than all of the other employees. That is discrimination against all the others. Every time she goes off the others are laughing at her. How can she show her face every single day knowing she is a laughing stock. I would hire an atty and find out what other legal options I would have to get rid of her. There is more problems with this woman than what is stated in this blog. She has many other mental challenges. If that is the case she needs to apply for disability.

  22. auds says – reply to this


    22

    I think it's ridiculous that a company should be forced to pay her while she masturbates. Maybe they can give her a few extra UNPAID breaks to do whatever she feels like, but she needs some serious help. Lobotomy anyone?



  23. 23

    Re: highAboveManHttn – Are you stupid, or do you not realize that Perez is not the judge that granted this woman the ability to masterbate at work. He is merely the blogger that wrote about the story.



  24. 24

    And you misspelled another thing…her name is not "Catarian" , but CATARINA!
    Check your spelling before posting!



  25. 25

    well this spells changes at work for some guys i know , watch porn and work and masterbate .. sounds familiar but being allowed to well thats new cup of tea..



  26. 26

    Sorry, this may be a medical condition but it is NOT a disability! She is INSANE to have to sued her employer and the Judge is INSANE for awarding her this judgement! She should consider another line of work that better suits her needs…porn star, phone sex operator.



  27. 27

    How can she get all that official "break" time to do that? Or does she just save it up for coffee time(s) and then go hard at lunch? LOL!…SERIOUSLY??!! I haven't heard of such a STUPID thing! Could sex addicts get permission to bang all day too?
    Sounds like a bad case law precedent to me.



  28. 28

    Re: The SwedishMysteryRe: like!!!COLON!!! whatever! – This is a very, VERY painful and horrible disease. I saw a documentary about it a few monthes back on the discovery channel. I know this may be a bit graphic, but— you know that feeling you get when you're having sex and you're VERY close to getting off?? Well, these people have that feeling almost 24/7. And the only thing that can get rid of it is masturbation. Imagine just how painful that is?? And even after they do masturbate and get that relief, that uncomfortable feeling comes back to them less than an hour later. But I do agree with disk_eyes, it is unfair to the employer b/c it doesn't seem like she could fulfill her jobly duties. But in my opinion as a person who knows some info about this taboo disease, I think they should DEFINITELY qualify for disability. It is a real condition, and a very sad one, at that.



  29. 29

    Re: Angus8 – What does her appearance have to do with anything…? So if she was ugly she probably wouldn't get the right to masturbate?



  30. 30

    Why doesn't she just get a job where she can work from home?



  31. 31

    Am I crazy, or was this chick on the Tyra Banks Show?



  32. 32

    Re: highAboveManHttn – For her, the term would be "jill-off".



  33. 33

    Re: disk_eyes

    Trust me, I guarantee you that my IQ is at least double yours buddy.



  34. 34

    Re: Starflower11
    If she was ugly no one would want to bang her idiot in case you could not figure that out.

    My God Americans are stupid.



  35. 35

    This just enables her "condition" …cures her anxiety, PuhLEASE! Now all the pervs at childrens parks are going to cry the same bullshit! Its totally inappropriate CONDUCT in the work place. I agree with the becoming a Charlie "godess" idea. If i were an employee, I'd file a lawsuit against her for creating anxiety over how she handles her anxiety.



  36. 36

    I dont blame anyone besides the idiotic judge who heard the case. This isnt the employers problem. She should have been put on disability if she cant perform the work. What a joke. I dont see why an employer has to deal with that…and its also not fair to the millions of people out there with some sort of disability that dont get special treatment.



  37. 37

    Lawl I'd hate to work with her.



  38. 38

    8 hour work day..Allegedly does it 8 times a day now..She should only have to flick her bean once maybe twice..and since she gets a lunch break than yeah..The judge is an idiot. If she cannot work and actually masturbates instead of works than yeah…Hopefully she gets fired. An employer should have the RIGHTS to fire anyone they see fit. Since they are the ones paying her.



  39. 39

    As a person with an anxiety/panic disorder I can understand the desire to do something to relieve it. I treat mine with naps. I can guarantee that no law would allow me to randomly take naps when I feel over anxious, nor would any employer. Ridiculous.



  40. 40

    Complete Bullshit



  41. 41

    Oh, fucking please already. How stupid. But it's Brazil, anything goes in that dopey country.



  42. 42

    If she has the medical condition like they ruled, then yes, as weird as it is, she should be allowed. I don't know why you think this is gonna start a bunch to start masturbating at work. I don't know about you Mario, but I am not trying to masturbate at work!

  43. @v@ says – reply to this


    43

    She needs medical help. This is bizarre.



  44. 44

    this is crazy, so unfair to the employers, so unprofessional and disgusting. She can apply for disabilities or switch her field of work



  45. 45

    I can't believe she wasn't ashamed to go to court with that. She's probably the laughingstock at her job now. What if other people at work feel uncomfortable to work with her? If she doesn't feel like working she could just masterbate all day and blame her anxiety.

  46. cika says – reply to this


    46

    Good for her!!! People smoke at work so who cares!!! Masturbating is way better than smoking nasty cigarettes.



  47. 47

    I think girlfriend should go work for the bunny ranch and get paid for it.



  48. 48

    Whoa! Now I've heard it all.



  49. 49

    Wow, ARE THEY HIRING??? :-)



  50. 50

    NO Way as a business owner, I would not want to be made to pay someone to masturbate on company time. Clock out and make up the hours… thats just screwing the company over.



  51. 51

    HAHA I wonder if the court took breaks for her too, so she didnt lose it! This type of crap is rediculous.

  52. @v@ says – reply to this


    52

    There's a film niche just crying out to be fulfilled.



  53. 53

    The only cure for her disease is my peen.



  54. 54

    I'm sure a lot of other people get turned on at work and more than likely they know how to NOT do this. Get another job, like WORKING FROM HOME.

  55. Tasos says – reply to this


    55

    Though the woman reportedly is from Brazil, it still seems as though she can be Mario's relative, considering their startling similarities! 8^P



  56. 56

    Gross. If im her co-worker, i would be so hesitant to touch her or any things that belongs to her. Can we be sure that she washes her hands after every masturbation? Ewww

  57. Woman says – reply to this


    57

    You know. They have a point. Some people get ramps, and some need special bathrooms. She has a medical condition and needs special treatment.

    Now all I have to ask is…. can I take the chinese governemnt to court and win too? Cause I'd love to masturbate while at work!!!!!!!!!! Think of the fun!!!



  58. 58

    GROSS. No way should this be allowed. She should go on anxiety medicine.



  59. 59

    @disk__eyes LOL!! sometimes i wonder how old (seriously) these peoples r. ya know?



  60. 60

    I'll bet nobody offers to lend her their pens…pencils….or asks to borrow hers for that matter!



  61. 61

    Umm I don't think she should be allowed to masturbate in public.. whether its a medical condition or not- it just seems inappropriate. Can't she just go to her car get tinted windows climb in the back seat with her smart phone and handle her business there? Or in the bathroom? This is just ridiciulous.