It's official! After fans have asked the right f*cking questions for months about who would star in the next season of True Detective, we finally have our answer!
Someone has to! Might as well be them!
In the video above, you'll find Senate Republican Leader Christine Radgono taking to the Statehouse floor in Illinois to dispense some invaluable financial advice she received from Raekwon of the Wu-Tang Clan.
You don't need to reread that sentence. You got it the first time.
Check out the video to hear Sen. Radgono regale her constituents with the information she took away from her chance meeting with Raekwon.
To surmise his key-point: Dolla, dolla bill ya'll! LOLZ!