As they say, it's not a vacation without an arrest!
What? They don't say that??
As far as why the Biebs is facing all these charges, officials said:
Back in February, David Schwimmer's wifey Zoe Buckman was hiding her baby bump with a loose fitting plaid jacket.
Looks like she may be putting that jacket to rest, even though it was faboosh, because yesterday she gave birth to baby girl Cleo Buckman Schwimmer!
This is actually perfect timing. David's next Madagascar flick comes out next year! We're sure Cleo will love it!
…And then when she gets a bit older, they can start watching Friends re-runs together. Ha!
Congratulations, David and Zoe! We wish U all the best!
[Image via Abbey Drucker.]