That, Perezcious readers, is how we ended up in possession of this penis pic (above)!
[Image via Usher/Snapchat.]
We would NOT mess with this guy!
Christopher Walken went with the "haunting look" for his photo on the cover of the June issue of Russian Esquire (above).
We'll have to let this image settle in, but it MAY be even more unsettling than the photo of Stalkin' Walken!
…Nah, who are we kidding? Stalkin' Walken is terrifying! This photo, on the other hand, isn't so much scary as it is…evil.
What do U think of Walken's magazine cover? Scary? Evil? SO evil it's scary???