It's official! After fans have asked the right f*cking questions for months about who would star in the next season of True Detective, we finally have our answer!
Why are we not surprised?!
Around 1:30 A.M., in the back
hills roads of Indiana, Gary Shirley was busted for driving with a suspended license, and was promptly arrested.
Ya'll know Gary, right? It might be hard to recognize him without his baby momma, Amber Portword smacking him upside the head. Yes, Gary is one of the many unimaginable stars of MTV's Teen Mom franchise. (Bet that carried a lot of weight for him while he was behind bars.)
"Driving while suspended" is a Class A misdemeanor, however Gary has already been released from prison on a $3,000 bond. However, further reports reveal that Amber was with Gary at the time of his arrest. In fact, the reason why the cop approached their vehicle in the first place was because he heard loud arguing coming from their vicinity. Not being a fan of the show, he didn't realize that these two know no other way of communicating information to one another and thus, he became concerned. That's when he ran Gary's license and saw that it was no good, promptly Gary to pull the age old gem… "Do you know who I am???"
Ha! No, really! We're not joking! He looked at this cop dead int he face and told him that he and Amber were the stars of Teen Mom… because that just changes everything, right?! LOLZ!
Too funny! Too embarrassing! Too much! These two are just too much!