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Palin To Release Own Biopic In June

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Because when you're really really close to the source material, it becomes less subjective!

Ha!

So, Palin plans on releasing an "epic" biopic about herself in June, you know, to probably to help her out in her bid for running for President or whatever, and it's over 2 hours long.

Political candidates are no strangers to having short (keyword: short) films made to help them out, but Palin expects you to pop some popcorn and have a movie night with hers. But don't fill up on popcorn, because you'll need room for whatever she's about to feed you — but it'll be EPIC!

Just go ahead and read this about it:

It's the biopic Undefeated authorized by Palin, made by conservative filmmaker Stephen K. Bannon (Generation Zero celebrating the Tea Party movement, and In The Face Of Evil lionizing President Reagan), and set to premiere in late June in Iowa and then other early presidential primary states like New Hampshire and South Carolina and Nevada.

Scott Conroy, a national political reporter for RealClearPolitics, has seen the film which he's calling "Palin's Secret Weapon" because it's to "help catapult Palin from the presidential afterthought she has become in the eyes of many pundits directly to the front lines of the 2012 GOP conversation". Interestingly, it features a clip sequence showing celebs like Rosie O'Donnell, Matt Damon, Bill Maher, David Letterman, and Howard Stern slamming Palin. It also features images of lions killing a zebra and a dead medieval soldier with an arrow sticking in his back to dramatize the Palin-haters. Two versions of the film reportedly will be released: an unrated edition will contain some obscene anti-Palin language and imagery, while the other is targeted to a general audience and will seek a PG-13 MPAA rating.

Sounds like a roller coaster ride of a time, worth two big thumbs-up!

Come on. We can understand a short and all of that, and we can understand movies that aren't fully supported by her because they might sail a little close to the raw truth, but a 2 hour self-congratulatory campaign movie? Really?

The crazy part will be that some people are going to eat it up!

Though, it will be inneresting to see how Palin's stacks up against in viewers/ratings against Julianne Moore's!

Will U be watching it? Julianne's? Either??

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13 comments to “Palin To Release Own Biopic In June”



  1. 1

    Perez. I've been wanting to write this for a long time - First, I thought you made a national pledge about how you would stop making derogatory remarks. I guess, that wasn't true, especially when it comes to Republicans! You're just as mean, sarcastic, and ignorant as ever. Second, you have a major case of Palin Derangement Syndrome. You're obsessed with her. Why aren't you covering all of the gaffes of our President is making abroad. You're a hypocrite. Keep up your ridiculous and sarcastic attacks on Sarah Palin. It only makes her and her base stronger. I'm sorry your life is so sad and depressing you have to waste your time criticizing an unelected citizen….



  2. 2

    gross, why?



  3. 3

    the only people who are going to watch this are people who already would have voted for her. Independents and moderates are already so turned off by her, they won't be interested. They'll watch "game change" instead.



  4. 4

    Re: haha21 – sounds like your life must be pretty sad if you're ignorant enough to support that lying sack of shit.



  5. 5

    why on earth would anyone watch her biopic? can't wait to see it fall flat on it's face.



  6. 6

    When are the 15 minutes of that old bag going to be up????!!!



  7. 7

    I very much hope this bitch runs for president so all her lunatic supporters dilute the rest of the lunatics who run for the Republican party.



  8. 8

    90 minutes to 2 hours of listening to Wailin' Palin whining & playing the victim -
    No Thanks!
    Not even with free popcorn!



  9. 9

    I would like to watch the two movies as a double feature.



  10. 10

    Re: ms trudyRe: canuckistani – A poll at The Hollywood Gossip showed that 46% felt Sarah Palin would make a great president.

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    11

    McCain's camp will be thrilled.



  12. 12

    Will that be showing on the Who Gives A Shit channel?



  13. 13

    i bet it will be great to goof on. can't wait for it. mike judge should do a beavis & butthead watch palin's biopic movie. uhhh….yeah.
    is this the best the republicans can hope for? you can find an equally bright woman at any cheerleading competition.