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Will Kim & Kris Go On A Safari For Their Honeymoon?

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It could happen!

Earlier this month, Kim Kardashian revealed that she would love to take her new fiancee, Kris Humphries, on a dream vacation to South Africa. The Dash sister has been there twice with her family, but sadly, she's never gotten to go on safari. She explains:

“I love South Africa. I went there twice and both times it rained, so we couldn’t go on a safari but someone brought baby cubs to us. So Khloe and I had dinner with two little baby lions. It was so cool.”

Yeah, you know how it is. We often have dinner flanked on either side by two very cuddling, very large feline lion cubs. We like to listen to them smack their lips together as we nibble on our tuna tartare. And, we're titillated by the sound of their claws scratching on the marble floors as we slow grill strip steak 50 yards from where they are standing. Just a typical Tuesday really…

ANYWAY, when asked, Kim revealed she loved South Africa so much that she insisted she would "definitely want to go back" with Kris. So that got us thinking…a lavish wedding deserves an equally lavish honeymoon!

Do it to it! If Kris can afford a 20.5 carat diamond engagement ring, he can totes afford a two-week long getaway on safari! It'll be magical, the two of you, out in the wilderness, enjoying mother nature just like millionaires should!

[Image via WENN.]

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18 comments to “Will Kim & Kris Go On A Safari For Their Honeymoon?”



  1. 1

    omg! he looks like a painted frankenstein here! just add the two things to his head and poof! there you have it….she does look gorgeous tho. Guaranteed E! told them to say this crap about being excited for a safari just to make sure when kris and kim the spinoff happens we'll be "excited" to see how the safari went. Ugh kill me now



  2. 2

    This guy needs to stop thinking with his knob and get out. Kim is pretty but she and her mom are cheesy. Publicity is number one with these broads.



  3. 3

    OH LORD. How long have they know each other? Celebrities are all to eager to get married and divorced.



  4. 4

    what a douche…how is anybody as dumb as this ass



  5. 5

    What kind of priss goes halfway around the world to such a cool place and lets a little rain stop them from getting out and seeing things? Did the safari tour operator not go on rainy days? I doubt they'd run business like that. Get some rainy duds on and go! Geez, they'd have been IN a vehicle anyway. :-\



  6. 6

    Yeah, not going to work. I didn't read the post, and I certainly didn't have to. Look at their body language, they are not as attracted to each other as they pretend to be. Especially Kim who's more interested in herself and how she is preceived than her boyfriend.



  7. 7

    They don't even look good together. Everything about this is so tacky.



  8. 8

    Who the heck is this guy? Someone tell KK he's not all that much of a basketball player. Lamar must be laughing his ass off.



  9. 9

    Woah! White is not her color!



  10. 10

    please i hope nobody cares. i'm not even interested enough to finish my tho



  11. 11

    Im sorry… Kris looks like a monkey. I dont get it. Kim K is sooo pretty and she has waited this long for the "perfect" man. No she didnt!!! She was just waiting for someone to pop the question. I hope that her marriage is as successful as her sister Khloes. B/C as of now Khloe seems sooo happy and no one expected that.



  12. 12

    Why is he marryiing a dark, hairy man?



  13. 13

    OMG - He looks like Napoleon Dynamite!!!!! And regardless of how she angles her body, she still looks as W-I-D-E as she is tall.

    Can you imagine the offspring these two would create if they actually got paid enough from a reality show or magazine to make it worth their time???

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    14

    who says they will make it to the honeymoon?



  15. 15

    Kim's face is SO jacked, she's not the pretty one anymore, that goes to Khloe.



  16. 16

    I hope this dude wakes up from this bad dream, If he maries this piece of garbage then he truly is a moron.



  17. 17

    I don't think that Kris H paid for the ring. I think that Kim K paid for the ring. She picked it out and she paid for it cuz she had to have a better ring than Khloe has. It's a total secret between the two of them. He doesn't want to look like a cheap ass and she doesn't want to admit to it. As far as the safari thing, well I have to agree with another poster on here, sounds like a way into a new show with the 2 of them. She has to beat out Khloe and Lamar's show now too. I really believe that Kim is a real bitch and would rip out your heart with her bare hands to put herself in the limelight. She is a pathological liar and a thief. I think I actually feel sorry for Kris H because he really doesn't know what he is getting himself into.



  18. 18

    I thought that whole family were a bunch of performing monkeys!!!!