Calum McSwiggan is adamant that he's not faking his alleged attack.
"I went to the police and now apparently I'm a criminal."
However, the police have revealed that they have video
[Image via Calum McSwiggan/Instagram.]
Whatever - Kate Middleton is a princess and will one day rule England with Prince William. Big deal. Old news. No one cares. Why? Oh, haven't you heard?
Everyone's all about Pippa Middleton! They want a piece of Pippa and they are campaigning HARD to get to her first!
The top contenders? Who else: Oprah and Barbara Walters! Seems the royal ladies of their respective journalistic empires are eager to work with the most talked about little sister in recent years and both could use Pippa to up their viewership.
Barbara may have an slight edge as once upon a time, she was in talks to have Duchess Catherine on The View when she first started dating Prince William. So, there's some history there. However, Oprah's offer is much more impressive, for both sides. The Big O wants to give Pippa her own reality show, allowing viewers to get an inside peek at the true goings-on of a British socialite. It would certainly help fuel the blaze of Pippa's already fast rising fame, but would also be a big win for the OWN Network.
But which will she choose? Hell, why should she choose! No reason why she couldn't do both! Talk show host by day, socialite reality star by night! The world is her's for the taking!
Take, Pippa! Take!
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