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Officers Rush To La Lohan's House After Her Ankle Bracelet Goes Off!

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Alert! Alert! La Lohan has broken through the perimeter! Sound the alarm!!! She's Shawshanking!!! SHE'S SHAWSHANKING!!!

Oh, wait. False alarm!

On Tuesday afternoon, police were dispatched to the home of Lindsay Lohan when her ankle monitor went off, signaling a possible escape from the starlet. When officials arrived, they found LiLo watching her 3-D TV on her rooftop, while simultaneously browsing scripts and posing for photographs for the tabloids.

Wow! She's learned to multi-task under house arrest! Awesome!

Anyway, according to officials, Lindsay did nothing wrong. There was no evidence to suggest Lindsay left the confines of her humble abode, so it was more likely that the ankle monitor simply malfunctioned.

Damn! Great! She's free to stew in her Venice digs for another day! (Just how many more days is that exactly? )

[Image via WENN.]

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26 comments to “Officers Rush To La Lohan's House After Her Ankle Bracelet Goes Off!”



  1. 1

    Funny how her ankle bracelets always seem to "malfunction". And can someone PLEASE, for the love of proper support, get her a BRA.



  2. 2

    She makes me fucking sick.



  3. 3

    Too bad they cops don't respond to un-famous women getting BRUTALLY RAPED & MURDERED that fast…



  4. 4

    who the fuck watches tv on their rooftop? I'm surprised they didn't say officers found her laying face down on the ground foaming at the mouth from a suspected drug cocktail induced overdose…. SMH



  5. 5

    @pams triplefilled you hit the nail on the head!!! They don't rush right over to the scene in a real crime they take their sweet time- but heaven forbid this twits bracelet go off and its a code red all hands on deck…. wheres Darwin when you need him.



  6. 6

    All that toxic stuff dripping down her leg is like battery acid, and shorted the thing out.



  7. 7

    So much time and moeny wasted on this useless girl. When will it finally end?



  8. 8

    Jesus!!! She has the boobs of a 90yr old! Someone please buy this ass-hat a boob job.

  9. @v@ says – reply to this


    9

    Is is her nature to be messing with them?



  10. 10

    This filthy skank will do anything for attention



  11. 11

    LOL someone needs a attention.



  12. 12

    I have a GREAT idea: Let's all get drunk w/ coke, chase someone down, get another DUI, get several probation violations, THEN steal a $2500 necklace! (Oh ya, & sneak out of rehab & assault a worker there)
    Wonder how much time WE'D get? I wonder if we would get the "same" treatment as "everbody else" as she has over & over ad nauseum….Hmmm…?



  13. 13

    She was likely going down on some guy, and it 'slipped' ……



  14. 14

    Her career is SO in the crapper….only another looser like C.K. will hire her for an ad campaign…..



  15. 15

    Re: Be-Atch – It was your bf.

  16. @v@ says – reply to this


    16

    Re: ParalyZzzZzer – As long as it wasn't your GF. You know Lindsay…



  17. 17

    Eeeh. She is SO gross. I've always wondered what she has against wearing a bra? Someone her age shouldn't have grandma boobies. She always looks so nasty and the fact that one of her boobs always appears saggier than the other doesn't help that out any. She also always dresses like a homeless person. Anyway, I really doubt it malfunctioned, she probably went out of range on purpose, just so sites like this would mention her.



  18. 18

    Oh Perez PLEASE ! Lindsay did nothing wrong , she was where she was supposed to be and yet you still are busting on her . Oh and Iam sure all the women on here have the perky boobs of a teenager right . So uncalled for .
    Lindsay keep it going girl , keep your head up they are just Haters



  19. 19

    I told you all that this was going to happen. Did you really think that there wouldn't be any drama for the time that she was on house arrest? It's not over yet. Something else will happen. She has her sister there to assist in the escapades that they and the egg donor are planning out. More to come. Stay tuned to your local media outlets for the drama of the Lohan clan. I think by the comments concerning her ppl just want to see her pay for what she has done. Maybe someday that will happen but until then we still have to put up with her making her bullshit media stories.



  20. 20

    Damn?! Why do you want her to fail so badly



  21. 21

    Normal people would've stayed in jail for years if they had done the same crimes as she. And what kind of punishment is that?!



  22. 22

    CALLED IT!!! HA! who the fuck didn't see THAT coming!



  23. 23

    sooner or later it will go off again and by then she'll have some coked out, convoluted story about how her father must have been behind it all…yeah



  24. 24

    god how tortured she sounds like real punished, where do i sign up

  25. Dan85 says – reply to this


    25

    what the fuck is wrong with this girl?? Tv on the roof?



  26. 26

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