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Paul Revere's Story As Told By Sarah Palin! LOLs

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We're pretty sure that Sarah's going to claim the reporter tried to trap her with some heavy questions that he knew would catch her off-guard… and an excuse like that will make about just as much sense as her retelling of Paul Revere.

Watch the video above, and we'll be honest: we couldn't watch it without feeling super embarrassed and uncomfortable.

Seriously, it was like watching a clip of Curb Your Enthusiasm where it's awkwardly painful and it's really hard to watch, but the difference is that the retelling isn't a funny show and she's probably going to run for President in real life, where there are people who will actually vote for her.

We mean, come on. "One if by land, two if by sea," is known by pretty much everyone and totally has nothing to do with running around ringing bells. That would've been counterproductive.

Regardless, check out the video and let us know how U react!

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78 comments to “Paul Revere's Story As Told By Sarah Palin! LOLs”

  1. 1

    Her followers, who are apparently legion on this very gay website, will get mad if we say that she is a babbling idiot and anyone suggesting she should be taken seriously should be sent to the Island of Misfit Toys. So I won't.

  2. 2

    Please run for President, it's all reruns on TV and the country needs the entertainment!

  3. 3

    Sarah, your lack of education is showing once again.

  4. 4

    OMG….and the worst part is people will vote for her. I fear this country is doomed…..

  5. 5

    I refuse to watch that video and I cannot believe ANYONE would vote for her if she runs for the presidency. She has a bloody nerve. I have wasted enough of my precious time just posting this comment, that person should just run away, far far away. I promise never to comment or read about her in the future, she is a foolish and silly woman.

  6. 6

    You stupid Cubin moron. There were bells. I suppose you think they had air raid sirens. They rang church bells

  7. Eggie says – reply to this


    I've never heard "One if by land, two if by sea" and don't understand why this video is embarrassing. I guess I'm even dumber than Sarah.

  8. KateT says – reply to this


    Whatever, you wouldn't have remembered that either!

  9. 9

    I don't think that's even relevant to a presidential run, is it? What the fuck does that have to do with our government today?

  10. 10

    I can't imagine the Republicans running her for president. No one would vote for her. People think Obama's not sharp, well, she's got nothing on him!

  11. 11

    Uh, who is the one looking stupid? Paul Revere did in fact warn the British, Palin was correct. I would suggest the media brush up on their history before they attack their favorite target, when she was in fact telling the real story of Paul Revere.

  12. 12

    Usually, ignorance (and I'm not talking about this video) is funny to a certain extent when people are obviously not well versed, but in cases when those people rise to positions of power that have the power to change millions of peoples' lives and history, it becomes very, very scary.

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    Re: LazaroSi3333 – Paul Revere did in fact warn the British, Palin was correct. I would suggest the media brush up on their history before they attack their favorite target, when she was in fact telling the real story of Paul Revere. DID ANY OF YOU STUDY AMERICAN HISTORY? OR JUST THE CLIFFS NOTES????

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    Re: judalon – Paul Revere did in fact warn the British, Palin was correct. I would suggest the media brush up on their history before they attack their favorite target, when she was in fact telling the real story of Paul Revere. DID ANY OF YOU STUDY AMERICAN HISTORY? OR JUST THE CLIFFS NOTES????

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    Re: jeanmarie – Paul Revere did in fact warn the British, Palin was correct. I would suggest the media brush up on their history before they attack their favorite target, when she was in fact telling the real story of Paul Revere. DID ANY OF YOU STUDY AMERICAN HISTORY? OR JUST THE CLIFFS NOTES????

  17. Wens says – reply to this


    Really? I am amazed by the stupidity of the commenters on this. Yes, Revere did warn that the British were coming. He did it silently, becasue if "shots" were being fired, or bells were being rung, the British would know we knew they were coming. They were warned SILENTLY by lanterns in the churches, "one if by land, two if by sea" so we would know where to meet the British. Duh. Basic history 101. READ for a change.

  18. Wens says – reply to this


    Re: putzmario
    Stupid person.

  19. Wens says – reply to this


    Re: Eggie – Yes, I would agree you're stupid.

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    Re: loggr1050 – With lanterns, not bells.

  21. 21

    Re: loggr1050 – I'm Swedish and i learned this from reading about it just today, still you don't know. It was lanterns and not bells. Seems to be pretty basic history in America.

  22. 22

    she's a fucking idiot and she wants to run this country. what a train wreck that would be. hope she gets shot real soon.

  23. Wens says – reply to this


    Warn the British?!

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    Re: loggr1050 – I think you're trolling.

    Revere didn't complete his ride. And to top it all off, he got arrested before he finished his ride. So, why was this silversmith so remembered and other minutemen and minutewomen (Sybil Ludington fucking rocked) who completed their rides forgotten? Because Henry Wadsworth Longfellow wrote a historically inaccurate poem about him. Palin was wrong on this one.

  25. 25

    Re: WensRe: Eggie – You are.

  26. 26

    Anybody that votes for this idiot is an ……… idiot!!!

  27. 27

    She's not dumb, she's actually a very intelligent and educated woman, however, she is NOT Presidential material. Not by a long shot. Perez is correct, this is embarrassing and she should really think twice about a run for office.

  28. 28

    Re: loggr1050 – Maybe you should study American History. Paul Revere did not warn the British. He warned the colonists that the British were coming. He did not use bells! Sarah Palin could hardly put together a coherent sentence about Paul Revere and what she said, as well as what you said, was wrong.

  29. 29

    Re: Wens – LOL, you caught that too. Isn't it scary. Most of the replies are frightening and I fear for our country. Sarah Palin is the least of our worries. We're a nation of idiots. Will we ever be strong again?

  30. 30

    Re: judalon – She's actually quite smart and college educated, but, not Presidential material.

  31. 31

    shes not very good the first time on things. she'll have a better answer when she's had time to prepare for the same question, and then have sean hannity or greta van sustern (the only people who really seem to care about palin). like paris or kim, anyone that supports them is even dumber than them

  32. 32

    Re: putzmario – Uh, it's Cuban, not Cubin. Learn to spell don't showcase your ignorance. Go back to school, get that GED it can only help.

  33. @v@ says – reply to this


    Re: judalon – So you're saying she's not big on research? Business as usual?

  34. 34

    Only in americe a moron can get so much air-time. I am scared if this crazy moron runs she just might win. I am scared very scared

  35. 35

    That woman is definitely intellectually challenged–she is an object for ridicule not for election

  36. 36

    No one expects someone to know everything about everything all the time. No matter who you are. The vast majority of people out there only know that Paul Revere warned that the British were coming. Where Sarah Palin messes up is that she doesn't know when to can it. All she had to say is that Paul Revere was an important part of history because he warned us the British were coming, and then SHUT UP AND CHANGE THE SUBJECT. She did the same thing with the magazine crap with Katy Couric. All she had to tell Katy is that when I do read magazines, I can read different types like Time and National Geographic and even fashion magazines. AND THEN SHUT UP. She's a great lady with great ideas, but a clumsy conversationalist and speaker.

  37. 37

    To every last one of you here talking shit on Sarah Palin: go fuck yourselves! Barry Obama is the dumbest motherfucker around and most of you probably worship the shit outta him. Barry thinks there are 57 states. I'm sure Palin knows there are only 50. I'm sure Palin knows that corpsman isn't pronounced "corpse men" but dipshit Barry Obama doesn't know this. And, Re: bgbreakdown – , I'm 100% correct in saying that Barry Obama opposes gay marriage. So does Palin. Do you hate him, too, or just her?

  38. 38

    Re: Eldridge Cleaver – Classy, as usual.

  39. 39

    The British army began their march from Boston to Lexington to arrest Hancock and Adams AND TO SEIZE THE WEAPONS IN STORES IN CONCORD. They captured Paul Revere and Revere DID tell the BRITISH that he had warned that they were coming to seize the weapons. She told a part that was not in Longfellow's writings. She was adding extra TRUE HISTORY. She likes that part of TRUE HISTORY because she believes so strongly the the right to bear arms. The first grade school level story of Paul Revere is not the entire story of his life.

  40. 40

    Re: loggr1050 – Perez copied this story from other sites today. He is only familiar with the first grade level story about Revere NOT the all the REAL HISTORY. We know the Bristish Army began to march from Boston to Lexington to arrest Hancock and Adams and seize the weapons in stores in Concord. After the British army captured Paul Revere, he told them our people had already been warned. Sarah chose that part of Paul Revere's history because she liked that we did not allow them to take our weapons.

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    Re: Eldridge Cleaver – Eldridge, Sarah did not make a mistake. She was talking about true history of Paul Revere. He did tell the British army he had warned our people AFTER the British captured him. A lot of the media just know the first grade level history of Revere. Palin knows the entire history story of Revere's life.

  42. 42

    Re: blsdjan – I don't buy that. She mentioned "bells" and "shots" being fired as he was riding through town, which was NOT what happened. Yeah, she said that the warned the British, but I don't think she meant that in the way you think she did. She sounded like she was pulling what little she knew about Paul's story and some other crap out of her butt to make it look like she knew what she was talking about.

    That being said, I think Sarah is a great, somewhat smart lady with some good intentions. However, I don't think she's presidential material. At all.

  43. 43

    Hasn't anybody figured out these people we call "Government" or "Candidates" are just actors? [shakes head in disbelief]….Bush senior has no trace of a "Texan accent" but his son does? and both are up to their eyeballs in the CIA and the occult(S&B/Order of Death). It should be clear as day what we are dealing with people?..it's not that hard to figure out.

  44. 44

    Re: ohthatj – Of course it's relevant… this woman is a MORON and doesn't know basic facts about American history that every 8-year-old in the US knows! Re: NorCaliAli – Being college educated isn't saying much about her… many idiots can manage to get college degrees. Didn't it take her 5 years and 5 colleges to finish a single undergraduate degree? And that degree was in the biggest joke of a degree… communications! I got two (physics & mathematics) in three and a half years - it wasn't hard and I got actual degrees, not joke degrees.
    Re: Eldridge Cleaver – I see you're back once again, troll. I would definitely agree that Palin is far more intelligent than Obama. Obviously her communications degree from a shit school in Idaho is clearly better than a degree from Columbia and a law degree from Harvard. Teaching at the University of Chicago is also something any idiot can do. Moron.

  45. 45

    pleaseeeeeeeeeeeee shes alaskan they were locked up in ww2 because the germans thought the eskimos were japanese ..

  46. 46

    Re: loggr1050 – To suggest that the purpose of his ride (Palin apparently didn't know he left town) was to warn the British is pretty lame history - on her part and yours.

  47. 47

    Re: Wens – Yes, warn the British, because technically everyone that was living in America at the time was British because it was still a colony. Therefore, Revere was warning his fellow Brits who decided to leave Britain and come here for freedom. We weren't American until we gained our freedom.

  48. 48

    Re: Serena Loves Mario – So Eldridge is a troll because he dislikes Obama and states facts about him? LIke that he DID say there are 57 states and that he DID mispronounce corpsman? PEople are allowed to disagree with you. It doesn't make them a troll.

  49. 49

    Re: blsdjan – Never said Sarah Palin made a mistake. I just wrote that Barry Obama is about as dumb as they come.

  50. 50

    Re: Serena Loves Mario – LOL You stupid whore. Did Sarah Palin get into a great college because of her skin color? No, she didn't. Barry, however, got A LOT of free shit due to the fact that his dead-beat dad was black. His degree from Harvard means nothing to me. Also, whore, Barry Obama is the dumbest constitutional lawyer ever. He said SB 1070 was unconstitutional. Huh, Barry? The Feds have a more stringent law on their books plus there have been two Supreme Ct cases where they said it's ok to stop anyone, anytime and ask for proof of citizenship.

  51. 51

    there are a lot of unintelligent people in this world, those people are her followers. god shes a moron. OoO so she governed alaska. who the _ cares. i could govern alaska. doesn't mean she could ever be president. i would choose hillary over her any day

  52. 52

    God she's dumb… She just needs to go away. She has zero chance of getting the Republican nomination.

  53. 53

    Re: jerseygirl415 – No, Eldridge is a troll because (s)he is. We go way back and (s)he doesn't need you to come to his/her defence. Now stop interrupting the grown ups and go back to watching Hannah Montana. Perhaps if you didn't have Miley Cyrus as your favourite celebrity, people would take you more seriously.
    Re: Eldridge Cleaver – You're right… Palin clearly had the brains for the Ivy League. It was affirmative action that hindered her academic prospects. I've missed seeing your comments, by the way. They always entertain/disgust me.

  54. 54

    Re: bgbreakdown – I am a follower on this website and it is not "gay"……all kinds of posts and people read this blog….Secondly, I cannot stand S. Palin….so your comment about making a connection between the two is false and ignorant….just like Palin….I want more women in politics, just not this one….Her voice, her dumb look on her face….ugh….wish she would go away…total idiot…if she did not look semi-attractive (in a soccer mom kind of way), people would not even pay attention to this dumb-dumb….wake up.

  55. 55

    Re: loggr1050 – YOU STOP ATTACKING!!!! YOU are wrong….Revere did not "WARN THE BRITISH"….. He warned the that the British were coming!!! Pay attention….You need to read!!!!! Google it!!!! My god, this is an example of how stupid some Americans are….Please. Why do I care, really….

  56. 56

    Re: Serena Loves Mario – LOL You're right. I don't need any help defending myself. I do appreciate Jersey Girl's comments though :) Back to Palin, yes, I believe she's smarter than Barry Obama. That's the thing, Serena: Everyone knows Palin isn't a rocket scientist but only half the world sees that Barry is dumber than a bag of shit. Unemployment went up last week. All aspects of the economy are in the shitter. Barry will lose re-election to anyone. Palin, a cockroach, Mitt Romney, anyone.

  57. 57

    Re: loggr1050
    MORon! it's something that is most important is US history. the american revolution defined our freedom.
    "one if by land, two if by sea", one lantern in the steeple would signal the army's choice of the land route, while two lanterns would signal the route "by water" across the Charles River.
    paul was american. u should brush up on your history b4 u make a fool of yourself. this my friends is an example of a palin follower. congrats idiot.

  58. 58

    Re: Eggie
    "one if by land, two if by sea", one lantern in the steeple would signal the army's choice of the land route, while two lanterns would signal the route "by water" across the Charles River

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    Re: sanfran1 – Haha, yeah! Nothing gay about this site, run by the uber gay, all about fashion and gossip. And I guess you would argue with my comment on tea baggers commenting with their far right wings nonsense? Uh, have you read the posts here, hon?

  61. 61

    Re: Eldridge Cleaver – Please, the Republicans aren't stupid enough to run Sarah Palin. There may be some idiots in their party (and she's one of them), but they would never let someone that stupid run when they have the option of running intelligent people that could actually win an election. The majority of Republicans hate the woman. The only people that would vote for her are old women who "like her hair" and dumb rednecks who don't want "no liberals takin' away der guns". Obama isn't an idiot, but we'll have to agree to disagree on that topic. If you left your bubble, you'd see that the majority of people outside the US love Obama and will never find fault with him, so I doubt half the world thinks he's as dumb as you seem to think he is. I also believe the economy was in the shitter prior to January 2009…

  62. 62

    Re: Eldridge Cleaver – Hey Ahole, have you ever misspoke? If you truly believe "Barry" thinks there are 57 states, you are a bigger idiot than Ms. Palin.

  63. 63

    i love the moment right before she opens her stupid mouth where she has that total lack of confidence look on her face, and you know shes thinking, "i have no idea what im talking about."
    it makes me so angry that this MORON is the closest a woman has ever come to the white house. she is one of the worst things that has ever happened to the womens movement. i rarely use the word hate but i seriously hate this woman with the fire of a thousand suns for having the audacity to pretend like she isnt a complete idiot who has no idea what shes doing. thanks sarah palin, for making women looking stupid and continuing to erase the progress of our gender. this woman just may be the anti-christ for all im concerned.

  64. 64

    Don't forget that Obama has his trusty old teleprompter yet he still manages to forget basic facts about America. I'm a college graduate and through my 12+ years in the public school system and my four in college, I've never had to learn the details of Paul Revere's ride. Whether or not I like Palin is irrelevant to the fact that the possible mistake she made was, if anything, minor. This further proves that the liberal media loves to pounce on conservatives for any reason, conveniently ignoring the fuck ups of their own party.

  65. 65

    Why do I waste any time here. 32 second commercial for a 40 second video. Your welcome Perez.

  66. 66

    Re: putzmario – it's Cuban, not Cubin, MORON!!

  67. 67

    Re: Edgenet – AMERICE???

  68. 68

    Wow. I don't have anything to say except WOW. And wow for the people on this blog defending her. Just WOW.

  69. 69

    I can't believe there are actually people in this country that would vote for this woman!! It scares the shit out of me and im republican!!!


  70. 70

    shes a dumb bitch anyway!!!

  71. 71

    Re: Eggie

    Seriously?! Wow. I'm speechless. Even my 4th and 7th grader know that story. I'm sorry.

  72. 72

    Re: Serena Loves Mario – Were you living in a cave during 2008? Roughly 48% of voting Americans voted for the McCain/Palin ticket. I submit to you that Republicans didn't vote for McCain, they were voting for Sarah Palin. And they'll do it again in 2012 if for no other reason than to piss of a bunch of America-hating liberals.
    PS I bet you 20 bucks, Serena, that Barry is on a golf course right now.

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    Re: Eldridge Cleaver – Actually, the official numbers were 52.9% for Obama and 45.7% for McCain. Republicans were NOT voting for Palin, they were voting for McCain, who would have made a fantastic president, in my opinion. He made a poor choice with his running mate and she ruined his chances. She is a complete moron and is not suited for political office - she has a reality show, for Christ's sake! Many Republicans (maybe not you) are smart enough to see this and would never vote for her. She'd embarrass our country - and before you say it, no, Obama is not embarrassing our country right now. In fact, many people outside the US have a greater respect for America because we elected Obama into office. You probably never leave your backwoods trailer, so you wouldn't know that. You'd be thoroughly disgusted with the way non-Americans praise Obama. I've been to roughly 12 countries since he took office and have only heard his praises in each place I've been.
    Why do you insist on continually bringing up the phrase "America-hating liberals"? Why do you insist we HATE America? I love America and, although I no longer live there, I'm proud of my home country. And, no, I wasn't in a cave in 2008 - I was reading the papers and watching BBC and Al Jazeera (not watching Fox News praise the Bush administration for taking a dump on the country).

  74. 74

    Re: Eldridge Cleaver – Bush never took a day off, did he? He was in the White House doing his job 24/7, not in Texas on his ranch…

  75. 75

    she is just precious!

  76. 76

    Re: NorCaliAli – doesn't she have an IQ of like 90? that makes her simple minded. Her parents are brother and sister.

  77. 77

    Re: Eldridge Cleaver – can you please tell me how 2.0 GPA George Bush got into Yale?

  78. 78

    What's funny is that i'm not American and even I knew the real story… what an idiot!