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The Existentialism Of Lindsay Lohan

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You think you know Lindsay Lohan? You don't know Lindsay Lohan. No one knows Lindsay Lohan. But we do now, thanks to this new, riveting awe-inspiring short film called - Lindsay Lohan.

For 90 heart-stopping seconds, we learn every intimate detail about Lindsay Lohan.

Lindsay Lohan … has a vanishing pool.

Lindsay Lohan … owns a black turtleneck.

Lindsay Lohan … needed 3 weeks to shoot this film because it was hard to schedule filming in-between court appearances and naps till 4 P.M. on Tuesdays.

That is Lindsay Lohan. And this is Lindsay Lohan. Check out the film in the video (above).

Are U not moved? Did the imagery not speak to U? Are U vibrating at high frequencies?

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65 comments to “The Existentialism Of Lindsay Lohan”

  1. 1

    Lindsey who? Nobody gives a crap about her. Too busy watching the Bruins!!!!

  2. 2

    She looks old with that bleached, damaged hair, her lips are totally fake and she needs to stop going around pretending that she hasn't gotten anything done with them when she looks like Donald Duck, what the hell has become of her? So sad, get it together girl!

  3. 3

    All I can say is: who the fuck, what the fuck and why the fuck? Seriously?!

  4. 7tizz says – reply to this


    Man, she really thinks she's that hot with those fake lips eh? Seriously disturbing to see those things oh her face - they don't even look human.

  5. 5

    Her faked lips did the acting, which wasn't very good.

  6. 6

    Wait, what? Very .. pouty.

  7. 7

    You forgot owns a white bikini.

    WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT? What a waste of time. Look at Lindsay swim. Look at Lindsay open her eyes. Look at Lindsey's tits…no her face! Is this her attempting to show the world she can emote? Cause all it showed was that she puts on a hell of a cake of makeup to cover those freckles in movies.

  8. 8

    this is so fucking old. i saw this last week.
    step up your game, perez, you old slut!

  9. 9

    Is it just me or am I missing the whole point of this lame video? I think my 2 year old niece could shit out a better video.

  10. 10

    she looks kind of like sharon stone in this.

    and that is a huge compliment, bc generally she does not look very good..

    the sun damage on her face, the injected lips, the botox..doesn't do her any favors.


  11. 11

    Total CRAP!….who give a fuck anyway???…like really…

  12. 12

    she looks really fuckable. i'll give her that

  13. 13

    Its the Art House version of Mariah Carey's HONEY video! I would sue if I was MC.

  14. 14

    What a Surprise!! FatBoy and his moron readers don't get it

  15. 15

    That is 1:37 minutes I can't get back in my life. That was truly LA CACA!

  16. 16

    At that end shot, she looks so sad…like really sad. That is one thing that I can say about my life is that i'm glad i'm not living Lindsay Lohan's.

  17. 17

    Re: putzmario – Don't get it? It's a trouble girl trying to make herself a pop culture icon for more than her legal problems and addictions. How did we not get that? What we don't get is why anyone would waste the film.

  18. 18

    Leave her alone already you prick…….

  19. 19

    I actually really like this piece. Forget what you think you know about her => So pretty and touching.

  20. 20

    your so stupid fatboy.

  21. 21

    …….i dont get it….

  22. 22

    what in the fuck was that. what is that a porn trailer

  23. 6one9 says – reply to this


    All you haters ““` commented with a who cares, who the F is she, she's fake “bla bla.
    But you commented.
    Actions speak for themselves“““““ bitches!!
    yo! ☺

  24. 24

    LMFAO! I thought it was going to be a 'Funny or Die' sketch but it's some LA suck up's video art! Bwahhh ha ha ha ha ahhha ha ha. The existentialism of a trout pout and and the Morgan Fairchild look. Too f'n funny.

  25. 25

    that is one tired ass bitch

  26. 26

    uhh? why is this even being posted on your site?

  27. 27

    omg, what was the point to that? That was just a cliche-ridden embarrassment, like a cheap music video.

  28. 28

    Lindsay Lohan is Linda Lovelace
    I N F E R N O

  29. 29

    Useless video.

    However, I will say that I think she's a very beautiful girl. Sad that she's so f*cked up.

  30. 30

    i actually enjoyed this short film. i found this video not only artistic but ..i dunno.. found this video to be a self reflection of your inner being. Consider yourself having to be a face and the pressures associated with fame. unfortunately, we live in a society that does scrutinize and break apart the soul of another human being. if you look at the film for what it is, you might actually appreciate the intent of this film. to me it is quite ironic that these comments are what drives the passion of this video. there is actually a much deeper message in this video.. be happy, you dont have to look at yourself as everybody else looks at you. be happy you can be you and that you can live life the way you want to. you could probably maybe for one moment realize she probably does want to have the normal life and normal problems we all face. and towards the end of the film, i feel as if she is longing for that normalcy we all get to experience everyday of our lives.

  31. 31

    THAT WAS SOOO STUPID!!! i want my 2 minutes back.

  32. 32

    Um, WTF was that? Is is possible for a girl to be a tool? If not, I think it is now…

  33. 33

    I feel that if it went on any long it would have naturally transitioned into a porno

  34. 34

    Poor cow looks like she is late thirties - hard living certainly ages you - i feel very sorry for her….

  35. 35

    It was beautiful to watch. Pity she lost her career somewhere on the past and now it is so hard to retrieve it. People already gave her so many chances.
    Fake lips or not she looks pretty, better than most.

  36. 36

    In general I like unpretentious art, which is only possible if the artist is naturally talented, but her plastic surgery and bleached freckles was too distracting to focus on the art itself. Art is supposed to just be, not be as contrived as this.

  37. 37

    WOW WHAT A WASTE, what was that for? Cant she make any other motion with her mouth? She cant smile because she always wants the lips partially open. Id like to see something different… I dont dislike her but geez I can see y ppl get sick of her same old same old.

  38. 38

    Has that expiration date passed yet???

  39. 39

    OMG those lips LMAO!!! Quack Quack

  40. 40

    Re: 6one9

    so by your logic you love us negative posters then….hey you commented and we love you too

  41. 41

    and anyone who thinks that shows her inner soul, its called writing and acting sort of, do you think jim carey can talk to animals because in ace ventura he did or that christian bale fights crime cause in batman…..

  42. 42

    she looked a lot like tara reid. in her drunk days. this chick really thinks she is something special. i can just hear her and aliana just squealing orgasmicly while watching this 'great' piece of film making

  43. 43

    Re: Fresh2def313 – Your comment made me laugh.
    Oh, and by the way, I've always wanted to tell you that I LOVE your avatar. I've only met one other American TPB fan (besides myself), and it's awesome to know that more of us exist. Well… maybe they do. Maybe I just don't get out enough to see them. But still- it's a cool avatar.

  44. 44

    And the purpose of this video was??? To show off her bleached out extensions, to show how the surgery she had on her lips was a botched job, that she still has freckles, that she had a boob job and that she looks like she's in her forties. If those are the reasons then they did a good job, if those aren't the reasons try, try again.

  45. 45

    How can I get back 1:38 minutes of my life?

  46. 46

    Stand back, those lips are going to blow!

  47. Mtl23 says – reply to this


    Re: tvas03 – Agreed

  48. Mtl23 says – reply to this


    WTF Was the point of that lame.

  49. 49

    Been better if she was nude showing those perfect tits and fire crotch….one fuckable girl

  50. 50

    What a Mutt…. why are people still wasting there time with her? Nobody gives a shit about a once child star… piss off..

  51. 51

    This so looks like a rip of from the Swedish art film movie persona

  52. 52

    Moronic - wonder who's idea this was because it is such a waste of time and space.

  53. 53

    i dont get it.

  54. 54

    I FUCKING LOOOOVE LINDSAY LOHAN! she's killing it as usual. Can't wait until she starts acting again, i miss her :(

  55. 55

    I still like Lindsay Lohan even though she has a lot of of issues. But what I hate is how she bleaches the shit out of her hair, always has a messed up orange fake tan, and her damn duck lips! I just wish she would accept that she is a red head and own it. It looks more natural when it's like dark red/brown. Even my women studies teacher said she tries sooo hard to be the "american" ideal beauty(blonde and blue eyed) but it doesn't look right!!!

    Be strong and fight your demons! You could be a great actress again!!!!

  56. 56

    Narcissistic much?

  57. @v@ says – reply to this


    I guess it's a promo piece. Hey, how about behaving like an adult instead, be insurable, keep your nose clean, and be responsible when and if you get a movie? If you do get a movie, show up on time; well rested, know your lines and try to be a decent and even helpful person on set.

  58. @v@ says – reply to this


    Narcissistic piece, imo. Rolls eyes. In her case, it's so not about looks. Her outside is not the problem.

  59. 59

    ummm, huh?

  60. 60

    Perez, this is a purposeful nod to the 60's art house Swedish film 'Persona' staring Ingrid Bergman. It is satrical. I cannot believe I'm the first to catch that…. it's an iconic reference. Ho-hum.

  61. 61

    Re: 6one9
    your comment is just a irrelevant. that's people expresses their opinions about a nobody. where were u trying to get with that one?

  62. 62

    Re: IAmRomig
    she's longing for more attention. it's not like she is a great person, she could give a shit less ab her fans. useless video. if she wants normalcy, move out of LA and stop giving the paparazzi what they want. they will eventually give up. you know nothing about art if u think this is artsy. not trying to start a fight here, u just seem like an odd one.

  63. 63

    I actually like Lindsay. :)

  64. 64

    This short film is total Art . Lindsay looks Beautiful ! You haters wish you looked so good !
    Lindsay you look amazing , Your talent shows you speaking without saying a word .
    You are just Beautiful ! Get back into Films where you belong You have the talent, beauty , and know how . Go get em Girl . Lindsay ROCKS !

  65. 65

    Re: aLLiEUGA – wow, i really do just fucking hate you