You think you know Lindsay Lohan? You don't know Lindsay Lohan. No one knows Lindsay Lohan. But we do now, thanks to this new, riveting awe-inspiring short film called - Lindsay Lohan.
For 90 heart-stopping seconds, we learn every intimate detail about Lindsay Lohan.
Lindsay Lohan … has a vanishing pool.
Lindsay Lohan … owns a black turtleneck.
Lindsay Lohan … needed 3 weeks to shoot this film because it was hard to schedule filming in-between court appearances and naps till 4 P.M. on Tuesdays.
That is Lindsay Lohan. And this is Lindsay Lohan. Check out the film in the video (above).
Are U not moved? Did the imagery not speak to U? Are U vibrating at high frequencies?