How far would you go to avoid a drunk driving charge?
We'd probably just not drink before driving, but 22-year-old Daniel Vagnini decided to punch himself in the face repeatedly, tear his clothing, then proceeded to toss his wallet and keys in a nearby river in order to convince police he was assaulted!
That's some Liar Liar shiz! LOLz!
According to police, the connecticut man sped through a stop sign then crashed into a car. The authorities later found his car parked in the woods where they found the "victim" nearby.
He told police he had been drinking in Hartford, was assaulted, and blacked out.
Sounds like a hell of a bar brawl!
Or a complete, nonsensical and drunken lie.
Vagnini was charged with being a reckless driving, driving under the influence, and
being a vagnina evading responsibility.
We've never been happier to NOT be somebody! Ha!