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Drunk Driver Punches Himself In The Face To Avoid DUI

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Assaulted by stupidity


How far would you go to avoid a drunk driving charge?

We'd probably just not drink before driving, but 22-year-old Daniel Vagnini decided to punch himself in the face repeatedly, tear his clothing, then proceeded to toss his wallet and keys in a nearby river in order to convince police he was assaulted!

That's some Liar Liar shiz! LOLz!

According to police, the connecticut man sped through a stop sign then crashed into a car. The authorities later found his car parked in the woods where they found the "victim" nearby.

He told police he had been drinking in Hartford, was assaulted, and blacked out.

Sounds like a hell of a bar brawl!

Or a complete, nonsensical and drunken lie.

Vagnini was charged with being a reckless driving, driving under the influence, and being a vagnina evading responsibility.

We've never been happier to NOT be somebody! Ha!

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16 comments to “Drunk Driver Punches Himself In The Face To Avoid DUI”

  1. 1

    All that for nothing..

  2. 2

    He looks abit like Tyler in The Vampire Diaries.

    (The guy who plays the werewolf)

  3. 3

    u should drink that was his fault.

  4. 4

    what's a "vagnina " that you had crossed out ? Dumb ass Perez can't spell again.

  5. 5

    vagnina? what?

    anyway i know what you meant, is that any better than calling some one a racial slur, you sexist jerk?

  6. 6

    the attempt was pretty cool for a white boy.

  7. 7

    I would have driven him home…pretty lips.

  8. 8

    So in all the time this moron took to beat on himself….he never thought to use that time to run?…run run run. And dont look back..nothin like a pig choking ya yellin dont swallow

  9. 9

    "being a vagina"??? Is that using a female term in a derogatory sense?
    Pretty much the equivalent of calling someone "gay" in a derogatory way.
    Again, the hypocrisy continues… Yay for double standards.

  10. 10

    stupid people VAGNINI is the guys last name–it's called a joke

  11. 11

    Liar Liar shiz? MK does it better!

  12. 12

    Re: Keeyth – hahhahaha no kidding. wtf is a vagnina? lol!

  13. 13

    Re: pienado – i would have to agree. hes gorge

  14. 14

    You claim your not a bully anymore Perez but what do you think this email represents? Is he a celebrity, no he is a 22 year old kid. I do not understand why you posted this, he is not in the business and did not ask for publicity. You probably just helped this kid loose his job, if he did not already by himself you absolutely solidified it. NOT only are you being a bully by posting this but what kind of remark is that vagina reference. Your referencing vagina as an insult. What kind of derogatory bullshit is that? What if someone said 'being a gay' in the way you just did? Your literally the biggest hypocrite and a bully. You should be ashamed and take this post down.

  15. 15

    Re: dianalove – never thought of that but ur so right. what gives perex the right to publish this type of news on a celeb blogger?? thats right fucked up perez

  16. 16

    He went through all that pain and trouble for nothing.
    I feel bad for him though.. well not that much he deserves it for driving drunk home.