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Pippa Middleton Does NOT Have Rear Of The Year!

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pippa middleton loses rear of the year award

Maybe next year, Pippa!

While there was much talk about Kate's sister's rear on the royal wedding day, Pippa Middleton has unfortunately lost England's Rear of the Year award to 50-year-old TV presenter Carol Vorderman.

Here's what Rear of the Year Awards organizer Tony Edwards had to say about the woman who beat out Pippa's rear:

"The bottom line, if you want to use that expression, is that if you Google Carol Vorderman's bottom and stand back, there is a mass of websites dedicated to her rear assets."

At least Pippa had a chance. She wouldn't even be a CONTENDER if those awards took place in the U.S. The winner here would OF COURSE be Coco. Ha!

Do U think Pippa Middleton should have won the Rear of the Year award in England?

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14 comments to “Pippa Middleton Does NOT Have Rear Of The Year!”



  1. 1

    SIMON COWELL STAB CHERYL IN THE BACK. WOW SIMON WHAT A FRIEND YOU ARE? I WILL NEVER WATCH X FACTOR U.S.



  2. 2

    I don't think Coco would win at all. I think Jessica Beil, JLo, or Kim Kardashian have more people appreciating their ass-ests.



  3. 3

    So, this may be really lame of me saying, but who is coco?



  4. 4

    She has no rear. The right dress and a well-shot picture of her bending over in it are the only reasons her ass is getting press. It's flat and narrow and not all that great.



  5. 5

    Latest headline:
    "Week Ending June 5, 2011. Albums: Gaga's Record Drop-Off"
    I am sure Perez won't post anything about it.



  6. 6

    Coco, maybe. Kim K, enh…. NIKI MINAJ… now that is a great booty…

  7. Rohan says – reply to this


    7

    When stealing stories today you seemed to miss this one….."Lady Gaga's Born This Way set another record this week, but not one that Gaga's team will be happy about. Sales of the album dropped off by 84% from its sizzling (but discount-inflated) opening week. That's the the steepest drop-off in sales, expressed in a percentage basis, of any of the 17 albums that sold 1 million units in a week in Nielsen SoundScan history..

    Gaga's album sold 174,000 copies this week, down from 1,108,000 last week, when sales were goosed by a two-day, 99-cent sale at Amazon."



  8. 8

    she has nothing there…I don't get the whole fascination with this chick. She's pretty average looking and she has normal body of someone who works out and no curves.



  9. 9

    She couldn't win. They are only going to give the prize to someone who will do the publicity shots, wear the sponser jeans etc. Pippa Middleton is not going to brandish her bum in 'wizard jeans'.



  10. 10

    She has cankles and sloppy ass. The dress covered everything up. Ever see her in a skirt…gross.



  11. 11

    She has no ass..



  12. 12

    She has the most famous non-existent arse in the universe.



  13. 13

    Bubble butts are what make a nice behind Pippa's is shapeless, Carol's Vonderman's however is too huge.



  14. 14

    Ha! She has no ass at all!!