Not the Brownstone! No, please! Where will Kim D have her Porsche fashion shows?! Where will Teresa celebrate the Christening of the
15th 5th daughter? Where will Chris and Albie (Mmm!) work to pay for their new Hoboken apartment when they get tired of the real world and go back to Mommy and Daddy???
Waaah! We're upset! Someone give us a table to throw!!!
Last night, a kitchen fire broke out at the Brownstone, the upscale banquet hall owned by the thick-as-thieves Manzo family from The Real Housewives of New Jersey.
Thankfully, no one was hurt and the fire department was able to control the blaze within two hours. Though we're not sure how much damage was done to the place, Caroline Manzo took to her Twitter to ensure her fans that the family was alright and that the business could be saved.
Hmm. Wonder what started that fire to begin with?
WAIT! Did anyone notice a panini in the kitchen at the time of the fire that smelled faintly of ripped weaves and propane?
Danielle?! Was it you???? (We kid, we kid!)
[Image via WENN.]