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World's Most Expensive Kabab

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Are you an excessively wealthy connoisseur of kebab? Then we've got an idea for dinner this week!

As of 10:30am on Wednesday morning, Food Network chef Andy Bates created the world's most expensive kabab costing $1227!

It's made out of a purple violet potatoes, coeur de boeuf tomatoes, milk-fed lamb, Kim Kardashian's engagment ring, and the Crystal Skull from the last Indiana Jones movie.

Okay, just kidding about the last two! LOLz!

Seriously though, that's a pricey meal, but is mainly because of decorative shavings of edible gold leaf and a delicious mint yogurt topping which is made from $400 bucks worth of super-luxe Krug champagne.

The kebab was created to promote Bates' appearance on The Great Food Truck Challenge, but we feel like purchasing anything costing over $5 at a food truck defeats the purpose of eating at a food truck.

We think Barrack Obama should hire Bates to make this costly kabab and sell it to the Chinese to pay off our national debt. We'd only need to sell about….3,453,096,912 of them.

Would U ever pay that much money for a meal?

P.S. we just made that last number up.

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9 comments to “World's Most Expensive Kabab”



  1. 1

    I would sell that many kebabs naked in the street in the pouring rain with the meat made of my first born sons if it would make you shut up forever.



  2. 2

    That is one unnecessarily pricey kebab.
    One thing though, why must you always type "LOLz" after you attempt to tell a joke? It makes you seem even more like a desperate 12-year-old. Seriously, just tell the joke and move on. Don't try and draw attention to it, because it makes it SO much less funny.



  3. 3

    Do what you do best and talk about Paris's herpes infested coochie and Gaga's 85% drop in album sales. Stay away from politics.



  4. 4

    It's called a kebab, not a kabab, dumbass.
    Re: ChrisVanDerHorn – The 'LOLz' irritate me, as well.



  5. 5

    *Barack Obama… *Kebab.



  6. 6

    And it probably tastes like crap compared to an ordinary kebab you get from a stand.. sometimes less is more.



  7. 7

    Oh, and please have some respect for your president, don't be a moron, his name is BARACK, not BARRACK. Douche.



  8. 8

    Would you seriously appreciate all that when you're drunk at 5am (the only acceptable time to eat a kebab)?



  9. 9

    I don't know if one of your "interns" just wrote this, but spell the Presidents name right! Jeez..