Oh, for goodness sake!
Who would be crazy enough to want to hire HIM?!
Charlie Sheen is reportedly negotiating a "big offer" for a new TV series, which is being written specifically for and around him, and will air on a broadcast network. Worse yet, the show won't even need a pilot - because it will be going straight to series!
Pssh. Yeah, because he's not a complete liability or anything.
We're sure this will all go SWIMMINGLY. Until, you know, enabling his behavior costs them the show!
Good luck with this one, guys.
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