It's official! After fans have asked the right f*cking questions for months about who would star in the next season of True Detective, we finally have our answer!
Too bad, so sad!
Although Nadya Suleman AKA Octo-Mom was planning a 'celebrity' car wash in order to raise some money for her backed mortgage payments, her manager has now revealed that it's been canceled, due to the deal with Melrose Strip Auto Detailing falling through!
According to him, the establishment wanted $13 of the $20 they were planning on charging, and they were expected to bring their own towels and soap.
But worry not! They're apparently looking to host it somewhere else now!
LOLz! Any takers?
Yeah, we didn't think so.
Best of luck, or something!
[Image via WENN.]