This is what happens when you bail on a marriage just days before it happens, we guess!
Check out that Playboy cover featuring Crystal Harris wearing Hef's signature outfit, and the headline that calls her Mrs. Crystal Hefner — that's a little embarrassing, right? And unfortunately that issue hits stands on Friday, so we don't know if it's too late to do anything about it or not at this point.
Hope things get better, Hef! Sorry about the cover!