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Check Out The Playboy Cover Featuring Mrs. Hef Crystal Harris!

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Crystal Harris Mrs. Hef

Whomp whomp!

This is what happens when you bail on a marriage just days before it happens, we guess!

Check out that Playboy cover featuring Crystal Harris wearing Hef's signature outfit, and the headline that calls her Mrs. Crystal Hefner — that's a little embarrassing, right? And unfortunately that issue hits stands on Friday, so we don't know if it's too late to do anything about it or not at this point.

Either way, it's better to end it before you get into an unhappy marriage, regardless of an embarrassing cover. And we're glad we know the real reasons now, we weren't buying the music career excuse!

Hope things get better, Hef! Sorry about the cover!

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17 comments to “Check Out The Playboy Cover Featuring Mrs. Hef Crystal Harris!”



  1. 1

    instant collectors item!



  2. 2

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  3. 3

    what's up with all the strike through on the font?

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    4

    It couldn't be a P.R. stunt, could it?



  5. 5

    God shes such a hack! This was all for publicity clearly.. I reallllly doubt Hef is sooo torn up about her.. He'll have 3 replacement girlfriends in a month.. tops!



  6. 6

    Cavalier King Charles Spaniel wants a new owner — please.



  7. 7

    bring on some new girls next door hef!!!!!



  8. 8

    Good collector's issue.



  9. 9

    he shoulda stuck with holly she was the BEST!!!



  10. 10

    ummm why does all the text have a line through it? please tall me i'm not the only one! :S



  11. 11

    If i wanted to see some tits i'd just haul ass down to Jumbo's Clown Room.



  12. 12

    Her parents must be proud.



  13. 13

    the photoshop on her face makes her slightly look like kendra to me lol…just very slightly…n hefs in his 80s he's probably slightly relieved by now..now he can spend the rest of his days still being the same man whore and not being tied down lol n having alll the girls he wants without a wife gettin jealous about it lol



  14. 14

    What's up with her stomach?? Looks a little like a botched lipo job.



  15. 15

    she may get a guy to f her, but from now on, no one will ever put a ring on that thing.



  16. 16

    Apparently he's adding a hilarious sticker to all the issues that won't be terribly kind. LOL!



  17. 17

    Thyat's all she wants publicity and being able to pose naked for Playboy, hoping that other magazines will pick her and give her a shot. Cheap!!!!