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Michele Bachmann Thought An Ex-Nun And Lesbian Tried To Kidnap Her!

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Seriously, Michele???

According to a new profile of Michele Bachmann, the congresswoman once thought an ex-nun and lesbian were attempting to kidnap her.

Apparently, while at a constituent forum, she refused to address the issue of gay marriage, and then she was approached by the ex-nun and lesbian in a bathroom who politely brought up the subject, to which she responded by screaming the following:

"Help! Help! I'm being held against my will!"

She then called the police, and according to the report, she was "absolutely terrified and has never been that terrorized before as she had no idea what those two women were going to do to her."

An attorney wrote the following in a memo after declining to press charges:

"It seems clear from the statements given by both women that they simply wanted to discuss certain issues further with Ms. Bachmann."

So sad and ridiculous. Here's another quote from Bachmann about being gay, further emphasizing how distorted this woman's views are:

"Any of you who have members of your family in the lifestyle, we have a member of our family that is. This is not funny. It's a very sad life. It's part of Satan, I think, to say that this is gay. Barbarians need to be educated. They need to be disciplined, and just because someone feels this or thinks this, doesn't mean that we're supposed to go down that road."

Ugh. This woman's views are absurd and disgusting! She is SO far gone.

What do U think about all of this? Do U think the ex-nun and lesbian were ACTUALLY trying to kidnap her?

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88 comments to “Michele Bachmann Thought An Ex-Nun And Lesbian Tried To Kidnap Her!”

  1. 1

    really perez?!@#!$? I don't buy this story at all. Just because she is a 'rising star' w/ the GOP doesn't mean you should regurgitate these stories. Stay out of politics. Your agenda is showing. And just because people follow your GOSSIP site doesn't mean you are going to influence our votes.

  2. 2

    This woman is a right-wing-FRINGE lunatic. Is this the type of person that Republicans want to hoist up for the presidential nomination? I hope not. None of my Republican friends like her.

  3. 3

    Let me just guess here, but I but, Perez, you only have half the story as usual, and now that Michelle has entered the race, you can turn your diatribe against her instead of Palin. And sorry, if I was approached in the bathroom while doing my business, that IS intimidating!! And it seems you totally are getting her quote wrong.. Just saying!! I'm only going off your track record Perez.. Lately half right Perez has been on a roll!!

  4. 4

    she is this bat shit crazy..and in congress….wow….

  5. 5

    "Bachmann Derangement Syndrome" is the new affliction for liberals, a close 2nd to "Palin Derangement Syndrome."

  6. 6

    idk her politics but it seems those that don't want to talk about the issue of gay marriage …are usually not going to make any laws condemning them, they just don't want to upset their constituents by being for or against.

  7. 7

    Bathrooms are kind of grody places to have discussions… but her reaction? Dang, homophobic much?

  8. 8

    I think she's onto something.

  9. 9

    Well, electing our first black president really helped the country!! I think we need to give the Republicans a chance and get Obama out. The country is in worse shape than when Bush was pres.!!

  10. 10


  11. 11

    Wow. I'm embarrassed to say I'm from the state that elected Michele Bachman (Minnesota). She actually used to head the school council at my boyfriend's old high school in Stillwater when he was a student, over 10 years ago. Even back then she was a complete nut-case, according to him. I don't understand how she got elected, especially with beliefs like what you detailed above. It's sickening.

  12. 12

    Homophobia is a sickness of the mind. This woman clearly has other mental issues as well.

  13. 13

    She is a freaking lunatic.
    She even has the crazy eyes.
    She has no hope, the sane candidates like Romney and Pawlenty will beat her out.

  14. 14

    Hmm, companies are not laying off 700,000 people a month and are actually hiring.
    The stock market is double what it was when Bush left.
    The auto companies are still in business and healthy again and profitable.
    Corporations and their execs are getting the highest bonuses ever.
    And finally we have caught and killed the biggest terrorist in American history.

    You are a complete idiot.

  15. 15

    This is BULL> Perez, just because she doesnt believe in gay marriage doesnt mean she is a lunatic like you are trying to make her out to be. she is an intelligent woman. graduated from law school and practiced financial law for years before getting into politics. if you think the state of our country's economy depends on whether someone is pro gay marriage or not, well then my fellow gay man, you are a complete idiot.

  16. 16

    When the libs began to attack a candidate, it tells you 2 things: the candidate is coming on strong and the libs are afraid. The nun and lesbian were probably far out lefties, and throwing a fit. By the way, I am pro gay rights.

  17. 17

    Re: Angus8 – Sorry, baby, but Romney is our next president and you can't do shit about it. Keep supporting Barry!! I know. Hope and change. Got it!!

  18. 18

    Re: salliemander
    What are you living under a rock. This person is as ignorant and disqusting as they come. And who the HELL are you to ask people to stay out of politics?! Go back to reading your cosmo and stay off this site if it bugs you so much!

  19. 19

    Wow you're really ignorant aren't cha. Did anybody actually think this poor president was going to be able to turn over a decade of ruin in just 4 years!! GET A FUCKING CLUE!! If you vote in another ignorant republican, you're gonna regret it and you're going to be the one to blame for voting in filth!

  20. uyeah says – reply to this


    You liberal toady. I've had about enough of you, you flaming pretentious ignorant lockstep liberal. You know the way the wind blows in Hollywood and are only too happy to post false propaganda for your ignorant death-wish fellow liberals. A mental disorder indeed. Time to delete this bookmark and follow a better entertainment blog.

  21. uyeah says – reply to this


    Re: Angus8 – What kool-aid are you drinking? Just because Obama bold-face lies, don't repeat the propaganda. You are certifiable if you think he's done anything but purposely try to destroy this country. Still trying to blame Bush? that's pathetic and so are you if that's all you've got. Liberalism is a mental disorder, a component of it is Bush derangement syndrome, unwilling to attribute anything bad to Dumbama.

  22. buck says – reply to this


    and here comes the smear campaign from the left. when you can't beat them with logic, facts, common sense then resort to characture assasination, name calling and lies. its the liberal playbook…got to love them leading the country!

  23. 23

    two words: repressed lesbian. She is SO gay. Sad indeed… to live a lie because of some twisted interpretation of some creepy sexist tome.

  24. 24

    I'm from Minnesota and I can tell you first hand this chick is a psychotic bitch. I mean, REALLY nuts!!! GOD HELP US ALL IF SHE GETS ELECTED!!!

  25. 25

    You need to stay the fuck out of politics, Mario. I don't agree with this woman's views against gay marriage, and I don't care if women tend to talk in the bathroom either. If you approach a STRANGER in a bathroom, they have a reasonable expectation of privacy - which you are violating. Furthermore, by law you are ACCOSTING them. The bathroom is neither a "polite" nor appropriate place to have these kinds of discussions. Especially when it's two people talking to one person in a bathroom with no independent witnesses. God, you're such a fucking idiot, Mario. You are a cancer on the LGTB community. You MUST know that by now.

  26. 26


  27. 27

    more details might make the story better to undestand fully. however, i don't like bachman because of her politics by religion. like so many of the other candidates on the debate the other night, they base their views against gay marriage & abortion on their religious beliefs that the're trying to impart on others. she's welcome to believe all she wants. just keep it to yourself hun.

  28. buck says – reply to this


    Re: jcrhode – actually obama said he would do it in 2 years. he then proceded to run the country into the ground and nail us in a double-dip recession. I know his last 2 years have felt like 10 but hang in there everyone, we are just 16 short months away from righting our wrong and ending this little social experiment

  29. 29

    She's a crazy, intolerant bible-thumper, you say? She's the perfect Republican candidate, I say.

  30. 30

    Re: POPSCIDICTATOR – i'll say i wish things were better too, but how fast do you expect an economic rebound from the brink of a depression-like economy. you do know the $700 billion bailout and the nadir of the economy was about a month before 'barry' was elected. you cant say he didn't inherit a shit sandwich like few have.

  31. 31

    Re: uyeah – I know!! Barry is a one term pres!! Re: Angus8 – LOLZ!! I think we gave Barry a chance and should feel good about ourselves for being so openminded! Now it's time for someone who can do the job!!

  32. 32

    Re: jcrhode – Well, ”ignorant” peeps get to vote too!! LOLZ!! So that means you're Barry is out in 2012. What's funny is you defending someone who has had almost 3 years to do something and has made things so much worse!! Keep defending Barry BUT start practicing to say ”President Romney”!!

  33. 33

    She didnt think they where going to kidnap her, she thought she might actually have to answer a question she didnt want to & might "give her the gay". she is a disgusting, vile person!

  34. 34

    Re: stickrat – Barry's made things worse. I don't get why your defending someone who is clearly not up to the job. Get use to saying President Romney, littlerat!! LOLZ!!

  35. 35

    Obama was against gay marriage when he ran for president, so why isn't he a homophobe?? As a matter of fact gay marriage probably could have been approved by Congress when there were strong democratic majorities in the House and Senate but our dear president obviously did not lead the charge for this basic right-go figure!

    I am really getting sick and tired of Perez and the liberal looney tune brigade using this issue against their political opponents when in actuality all of the Democrats aren't even on board with gay marriage including President Obama. Obama speaks a good game but his actions say otherwise.

    For some who accuse Representative Bachman of being a lunatic all I have to say is that we should have more lunatics like her in Congress. The woman owns her own business, raised 22 foster children in addition to her own children, and also managed to become a tax litigator as well as get elected to the U.S. Congress.

    I disagree with her stance on gay marriage but at least she is not a hypocrite who says one thing to win approval from liberal donors and does another when elected to office. Given her background in tax law, she probably knows how to balance a checkbook and reform the tax code to prevent outrageous corporate loopholes.

  36. 36

    Re: POPSCIDICTATOR – You think People in this country are going elect a Mormon for president? NO WAY! The only state Romney could take is Utah! He is a Mormon, you know if you arent a Mormon you cant even step inside their church? & you cant even just say you are a Mormon, they have to know you & you have to prove how Religious you are. Its NEVER gonna happen!

  37. 37

    Re: pafpdd – Yes. Just like they said that JFK would not be elected Prez because he was Catholic.

  38. buck says – reply to this


    Re: pafpdd – Religion obviously doesnt bother the Amerian voter. Afterall, we elected a memeber of a racist, black theolgy church. The pastor, a mentor of obama's who baptisted his children, who damned America.

  39. 39

    again, Mario puts a sentence here, a sentence there. Did she do this, I DON'T KNOW, but Mario, he is wrong so many times, just like most gossip rags. But, look, I see because it is about a conservative, A BUNCH JUMPED ON BOARD AND JUST BELIEVES HIM! GOOGLE, RESEARCH AND READ SOMETHING THAT IS NOT A LIBERAL BASED RAG OR GOSSIP RAG that is doing the same thing Mario is doing, PLAYING INTERNET TELEPHONE! Why Mario do you and the rest of the gay pop. LEAVE OBAMA ALONE ON THIS SUBJECT? We have the white house butting into our lives on ALMOST EVERYTHING, including telling us we are stupid and don't know how to feed our kids and Michelle obama supposedly made up herself a 'new food wheel' YEAH!! But with Gay Marriage, not a federal concern but a state concern…

  40. 40

    Re: yumba1 – Thanks for a logical response. I am not a Republican but get so sick and tired of the left wing lock step. If you don't agree with their agenda, you are vilified. I am pro gay marriage but after making comments on this site about the right of free speech along with the will of the voters, I got bashed. over and over. CA voters have rejected gay marriage twice. I said it was the will of the voters and not the right of a judge to overturn. In other words, if CA voters approved gay marriage and a judge decided to overturn the vote because he/she didn't approve of gay marriage, that would be OK? NOT! I'm sure I'll get bashed by this post too. There are stalkers who tag team me because I'm not in lock step with the gay agenda, regardless of my sexual persuasion. Free speech for all.

  41. 41

    Why does Michele Bachman hate America so?

  42. 42

    dude we know you hate her cause she stands for family values…something you despise. so move on. im sure youll be slagging her daily

  43. 43

    Shes a fucking nut case!!

  44. buck says – reply to this


    Re: boston61 – i think you spelled Barack wrong.

  45. 45

    Re: POPSCIDICTATOR – —-Eldridge Cleaver. Why a new avatar? Take off that picture so that we can see your snout you failed abortion. Or better yet, kill yourself, do humanity a favor

  46. 46

    Re: poodlewithamohawk – I agree. I really wish people would gravitate away from the two party war fare and just look at issues independent of a party affiliation. I find that insulting and disrespectful rhetoric really does not bode well for civil discourse and building bridges.

  47. Xenu says – reply to this


    It is the 21st century, it is about time we took this brand of nutcase evangelical Christianity and whacko Islam and FLUSHED it own the toilet of bad ideas. Homosexuality is evil because you book of fairytales said so, OKAY.

    At least if Atheists were homophobic that would be a relief because it would be the result of some conclusion based on logic and reason. Not some passage from a 6000 year old badly translated book.

    If you all need to replace your current imaginary friend Jesus with someone else go with Bruce Lee. At least we have evidence that he EXISTED. JEET KUNE DO is a far better way to live.

    We live on the age of science, technology and computers and medical advances. Why are we still beholden to these ancient fairy tales.

    Look I have a deeper spiritual connection with the 9300 Americans Who died in On the beaches of France 67 years ago to end Nazi Tyranny than a Jewish Carpenter who died 2000 years ago.

    Bible, you are adopting the customs, morals and prejudices from a DEAD CULTURE.

  48. 48

    OK boys and girls here are todays FACTS. The Republican Bush tax cuts and stupid wars destroyed our economy. The Republicans sold our country to China. End of story. Stop blaming mr. Obama because he has not fixed the damage the Republican "lets fight them over there, not here, bullshit" has rought us.

  49. 49

    Looks like you've found your next Palin, Perez. Hopefully you won't become as obsessed with her…. it seems all you know how to do is rip on conservative women. Give me a break.

  50. @v@ says – reply to this


    This isn't the first really 'out there' sounding thing she's said to be reported in the media. A little digging, and this above will seem mild. Those two women who cornered her are constituents with an agenda and a limited time to sway someone they think could make a difference, but when time is short their sell can appear very strident. It's up to the listener to be assertive and take control of the situation and clearly close the conversation and remove themselves forcefully. As a representative, Bachmann has to know how to listen to and handle voters. She's not some private CEO who should separate herself from her voters and cry foul when they try to communicate, albeit perhaps badly.

  51. 51

    Re: Not my gumdrop buttons!

    Bachman is not conservative. She is liberally hateful of this country and the truth.

  52. 52

    Perez, if it were 2 church women approaching a gay person in the toilet to tell the gay person about Jesus YOU would say they bullied the gay person. ALL people should leave other people alone in the TOILET!!! Bachmann raised 5 natural children and was a foster mother to 23 children. I hardly think she was afraid without cause IF THIS STORY IS TRUE. The economy is the issue the voters are concerned about for 2012 and Obama had not done a thing for gays. You should be making demands of Obama while he is still in office instead of attacking Bachmann. The GOP BOYS CLUB are not going to let her get elected.

  53. 53

    Would this be a story or issue if she were not a hateful homophobic "christian". No. I watched the republican debate online and was shocked that in this century candidates for president of the USA could stand there and spew this kind of hate. i'll never vote for another republican.

  54. 54

    I dont blame her. In this day and age, anything is possible. And if I remember correctly, didnt you defend some actor for threatening a fan who approached him for an autograph in the bathroom?

  55. 55

    Ok, this is the last straw. I've had it with Perez constantly seeking bigger and better ways to enhance his advertising income by making his site more and more difficult to read. This new "read the rest of the story" B.S. is the last straw. I've enjoyed the site, but it's gotten to the point that it's a bigger hassle than it's worth. Goodbye.

  56. 56

    Well, she was right about ONE thing…barbarians DO need to be educated. Unfortunately, the GOP has no interest in BEING educated, so the rest of us are going to be forced to suffer under them unless the more sane of us GET OUT THERE AND VOTE THESE IDIOTS OUT OF OFFICE!!!!

  57. 57

    Re: harrycontests – don't let the door hit you…

  58. 58

    Re: poodlewithamohawk – Once again you contradict your own self.

  59. 59

    Re: archimmes – yeah I have noticed many bloggers here with "new avatars" or multiple ones. same posts but by "different" people *sad*

  60. 60

    Re: CollegeHarryPotter86 – she's a nutbag

  61. @v@ says – reply to this


    Re: harrycontests – Awww, just click it, harry. You're one of the few worth reading on here. Suck it up or get the pc tweaked to make it faster.

  62. 62

    Bullshit 'Perez' who doesn't even own this site anymore. You are using this site as a Democratic forum and it's total crap. You will dislike anyone who doesn't want to watch you suck some guy's dick - so fuck off. Yes moderator, I said fuck off.

  63. 63

    Most radical conservatives are homophobic and racist. Michele Bachmann is a radical conservative.. so no surprise there!

  64. 64

    P R E D A T O R Y H A T E M O N G E R

  65. 65

    Re: archimmes – No, dipshit, we are two separate people. LOL I love how you liberals can't wrap your mind around the fact that a shitload of different Americans don't like Obama and talk shit on him. My guess is that Popscidictator really upset you with her talk of Barry being a ono-termer and you got irate which reminded you of all the times I got you upset.

  66. 66

    Re: Eldridge Cleaver

    No, dip shit we are just pissed at what Republicans have done to this great country.

  67. 67

    Michele is a closeted lesbian. When she was younger she carried on a sexual relationship with her step-sister, who is an out Lesbian and is the one who she mentions leads a sad sad life with her partner of 15 years. Apparently her step sister wanted to break off their relationship because it was just too strange for her being that they were step-sisters. This broke Michele's heart and she snapped, declaring war on gays feeling that they were the cause of her heartbreak. She then met her husband, a closeted, "cured" gay and he began treatments on Michele to cure her of her overwhelming urge to eat out every girl she sees. They then lived happily ever after because they finally had everything it takes to be truly happy.
    I swear to GOD on the Bible it's True.

  68. 68

    Wow didn't take long for the left & silly Perez to try and discredit her. So transparent! Next Perez will be recruiting people to go through her garbage trying to find anything to discredit her with or use against her!
    She must be a woman of intelligence, honor, truth and values. These type of woman are to be feared . . . they say what they mean and do what they say. Well–I certainly will consider her for the ticket. This article is hog wash and so typical!

  69. 69

    Re: yumba1 – Excellent points–excellent post!

  70. 70

    Ditto what Yumba said is worth repeating!!!
    "Obama was against gay marriage when he ran for president, so why isn't he a homophobe?? As a matter of fact gay marriage probably could have been approved by Congress when there were strong democratic majorities in the House and Senate but our dear president obviously did not lead the charge for this basic right-go figure!

    I am really getting sick and tired of Perez and the liberal looney tune brigade using this issue against their political opponents when in actuality all of the Democrats aren't even on board with gay marriage including President Obama. Obama speaks a good game but his actions say otherwise.

    For some who accuse Representative Bachman of being a lunatic all I have to say is that we should have more lunatics like her in Congress. The woman owns her own business, raised 22 foster children in addition to her own children, and also managed to become a tax litigator as well as get elected to the U.S. Congress.

    I disagree with her stance on gay marriage but at least she is not a hypocrite who says one thing to win approval from liberal donors and does another when elected to office. Given her background in tax law, she probably knows how to balance a checkbook and reform the tax code to prevent outrageous corporate loopholes."

  71. 71

    Re: Eldridge Cleaver – Oh sorry, all you teafucking trailer trash seem the same pond scum to me. But hey, at least now there's hope for you, you just may have found someone within your species who might not consider you to be a complete vomit. Fingers crossed you both end up killing yourselves, or each other.

  72. 72

    I heard that Michelle likes it up the ass with Sarah Palin filming and eating shit.

  73. 73

    Re: archimmes – Actually, me and Popscidictator aren't amigos so I won't be reaching out to her just cuz she's a fellow Barry-hater. Trailer trash? Pond scum? Why don't you accuse me of living in my mommy's basement and complete the trifecta of liberal attacks you guys use when you have no points. As others here have pointed out, Barry Obama has said publicly that he doesn't support gay marriage. Instead of calling me trailer trash, why don't you defend his position? This oughta be good.

  74. 74

    Re: boston61 – Face it, felcher, you dems have ruined everything!! Barry has had almost 3 years to get things in order and he has failed big time. We should feel good that we gave a black man a chance but now it's time for someone who is accomplished and knows what they're doing to be our next pres!! You liberals have to face the fact that you were wrong about Barry!

  75. 75

    Re: archimmes – Two words: President Romney! LOLZ! The ineffective boring era of Barry the Mr. Magoo of presidents is soon gonna be ovah! He's a one termer and you hate hearing the truth. LOL!

  76. 76

    Re: La Vaquera – I think Michelle is great!! Why are u liberals so bitter? Is it because your great hope and change turned out to be a great big joke and made the economy TANK and brought about insane unemployment numbers? LOLZ!!

  77. Ammie says – reply to this


    Really? Did she really do that? Anyone who would react that way is seriously not suited for public office. She really did that? Serioudly.

  78. 78

    And so it begins. Perez's left-wing, Republican candidate smear campaigns. Equality! Riiiiight, not according to Perez.

  79. @v@ says – reply to this


    Re: POPSCIDICTATOR – Ron Paul's poll numbers are multiples larger than anyone else's across the board, but mainstream is pretending he doesn't exist except marginally. What's up with that?

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  81. 81

    Re: POPSCIDICTATOR – Why do you have this avatar? You know you will never be able to look like that girl in the picture, you disgusting vomit resembling toad. No one will fuck you ever, and you will die alone, angry and a virgin

  82. 82

    Re: archimmes – Hey, pu$$y, I'm waiting for your reply. But you don't have one, do you? LOL Barry is such a shitty president that he makes Jimmy Carter look like Abe Lincoln.

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  84. 84

    Because President Nixon had been seen a a "staunch anti-communuist" early in his career, he had the power and authority as President to open the door to China. Michele Bachmann is regarded as a Congresswoman opposed to "same sex marriages", but maybe she is just the right person to lead the crusade in favior of it. Give her time!

  85. 85

    I was reading the comments and wondering why so many people were so angry. I got down to comment number 46 and I have to say, if the world had your attitude, we'd have fewer wars and the world would be a nicer place to live. Thank you for showing me that there really are intelligent, level headed people out there. I wish there were more of you!

  86. 86

    Re: poodlewithamohawk – you are definitely one of the strangest posters on this site.

  87. 87

    Re: Eldridge Cleaver – i have to say i am shocked to shit you used the word "amigos". i am floored that a racist such as yourself would ever use a word that wasn't in the english language.

  88. 88

    Re: AttFinch – Harder, harder! Deeper, come on, harder!!!! harder!!! LOLZ!!!