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Ewww! Man Caught Hiding In Waste Tank Under Porta-Potty!

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man hiding in toilet waste tank

Maybe he was just playing Hide & Seek and got REALLY into it…JK!

All jokes aside, this is actually incredibly disturbing and disgusting! During the Hanuman Yoga Festival in Boulder, Colorado, a woman went to use a portable toilet and found a man hiding in the waste tank below! YUCK!

The poor, innocent woman thought maybe someone was stuck so she called over security, but then the man locked himself inside for several minutes until he opened the door and bolted….while covered in feces.

Police are currently on the search for the man, who will be charged with "criminal attempt to make unlawful sexual contact" when/if he's found.

According to witnesses, he MAY go by the name Sky, and he's been described in the following way:

"About 20 years old, 6ft 4ins to 6ft 8ins tall, thin build, with short dark hair and wearing dark grey sweatpants and no shirt or shoes."

What a gross, upsetting story! We're just glad that the man didn't lay a finger on that woman! All she wanted to do was use the bathroom!

…Did we mention "ewwwwwwwww?"

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14 comments to “Ewww! Man Caught Hiding In Waste Tank Under Porta-Potty!”

  1. 1

    he was probably eating the shit.

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  3. 3

    This is my hometown. Big ups boulder HA

  4. 4

    let me guess he was white? haha no shocker there. white people are so weird.

  5. 5

    That's not the unusual…I bet he got an eye full!

  6. 6

    and is covered in shit and smells really, really bad.

  7. 7

    Re: white_is_ugly – really? we're gonna be racist for no reason? you stay classy

  8. 8

    probably a creepy white guy with a poop fetish looooool

  9. 9

    Thats just fucken nasty and pretty disturbing that someone would do something like that. :S

  10. 10

    i guess this post enlightened me about another fetish out there..djeez..

  11. 11

    talk about being "shit faced"

  12. 12

    honestly for a man to have been hiding in a disgusting sh** filled port o potty he must have some type of mental issues. Sorry but seeing a woman pee doesn't seem worth that tortue, there has to have been some other kind of surrounding circumstances.

  13. 13

    EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!! WHY WOULD YOU BE THAT DESPERATE and COVER YOURSELF IN SH*T for a look at a womans whoo ha????? eweeeeeee he must have some sick perversion….. groooooosssss

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