Ha! Poor thing isn't going to live this down … ever!
This August, there's one musical premiering that will surely pack the New York International Fringe Festival:
The Legend of Julie Taymor, or The Musical That Killed Everybody!
According to the show's release, the new musical "tells the story of the rise and fall of director Julie Taymor and the behind-the-scenes scandals of Spider-Man Turn Off The Dark …. [The musical is taken] straight from the headlines and follows Julie's course through the most expensive Broadway musical of all time; facing financial problems, actor injuries, technical malfunctions, opening delays, scathing reviews, all while battling her arch-nemesis, an unrelenting theatre columnist."
Sounds promising to us! We'd go see it! LOLz!
Wouldn't it be a kicker if this got better reviews that Spider-Man: Turn Off The Dark? ZOMG! Do you think Jules will show up for the premiere?!?!