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Lindsay's Probation Officer Wants Her Behind Bars!

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How can any judge look at this and STILL release her back to her house arrest sentence?!

She CLEARLY has NO interest in listening to anything but her own spoiled impulses and delusions!

Despite the fact that Judge Stephanie Sautner doesn't think Lindsay Lohan should be periodically tested for drug and alcohol usage since the order expired back in February, the hard-pAArtying actress' probation officer certainly does - because not only did she fail a urine test on June 13th, she refused two prior for narcotics!

According to the probation reported submitted to Sautner this morning:

"Probationer is not making an effort to cooperate."

"Reports from news sources indicate that the defendant had a party at her home on June 12th, 2011. The fact that she was required to submit to a narcotic test the next day, and it was positive for alcohol, verifies that the defendant violated the court's order by continuing to drink. The defendant's behavior indicates she is not attempting to change. Due to her continued behavior, it appears that the defendant does not view being on the electronic monitoring program as a privilege. The defendant should be taken off electronic monitoring, and be ordered to serve suitable time in custody."

Ugh! And the CYCLE continues.

Whatevs. She'll be released soon enough, and then we're sure it will only be a matter of weeks before Lindsay does whatever Lindsay wants, and lands herself back in the courtroom.

Her luck can only stretch SO thin, and she is LONG overdue for a reality check!

So abuse enjoy that booze and nose candy while you still can, gurl!

You're only hurting yourself in the long run!

[Image via WENN.]

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27 comments to “Lindsay's Probation Officer Wants Her Behind Bars!”

  1. 1

    The fuck is this? Since when has it been illegal to party hard? Nanny state.

  2. 2

    Do you hear it??? Can you hear her future being slurped up her nose??? What happens when the studio for the "Gotti" film can't insure her soon to be dimply, stretchmark infested fire crotch-ass??? You are going to be black listed in Hollywood worse than Cory Feldman!!!

  3. 3

    Why do the courts even bother with her, everyone knows she's never EVER going to be held accountable for absolutely anything… stop wasting time, just let her go waste away in a ditch somewhere

  4. 4

    Wow. I actually agree with your for a change, Perez! This whole thing is a joke, the "justice" system out here is pathetic. Funny how everyone else on house arrest isn't allowed to drink and is also drug/alcohol tested, especially if they have a past involving those two things, as she does. People aren't allowed to have parties or work or any of that while they're on it, either. Basically, it's been like she's on vacation. Why is she so special? I mean, there are actual celebrities that have done far less than she has and have received much harder sentences & what not. If she were black and of the same social status, she'd be in jail. If she were a normal unknown, she'd be in jail. If she were in another state, she'd be in jail.

  5. 5

    its only a matter of time before shes back in court.

  6. 6

    they need to ask her how much she gets paid to wear the clothes and stuff on the way to court for each appearance. they need an order saying she cant make money on a court appearance. im betting she NEEDS to get called in by the judge as that is the way she makes most of her money. getting eyeballs on the clothes she wears to court for brands. ill bet this is how she makes her money and pays her lawyers….one big game on the system…and you pay for the courts, police, and all of it, and she makes money off it and gets the treatment no one else would ever get. and i cant get over the terrible fake lips and nose and white hair. this country is a joke.

  7. 7

    Jail. Throw away the car. Too bad incredible stupidity isnt a crime on its own. Shed be in for life.

  8. 8

    What are they supposed to do she did nothing illegal or against her probation. And the fact that a 3 year old DUI is still following her around shows she is getting harsher treatment then your average Joe . You people need to look at the truth, not what FatBoy and other gossip sites say.

  9. 9

    SHE IS WORTHLESS! What does she offer the world? Mean Girls is the only thing I can recall that was any good that she was involved in. Sure, she is very pretty and has spectacular titties…..but there are millions of other girls that fit that bill. Why is she so special? I don't get it. i want her to go away.

  10. 10

    Perez, can you read words of English? The ruling today was appropriate because the previous judge set a testing end date in February. She shouldn't have ever been tested after that date. You can't get punished for something that legally shouldn't have happened. The judge further fucked her by imposing new rules limiting visitation. She got fucked again. And lest you think I'm for LiLo, I'm not. She's going to kill herself and it is tragic.

  11. 11

    Hate to say it but if you live by the sword you also leave that way. Just keep her out of cars or endangering other people. She was such a talented girl. More so than most these days. Good luck Lindsay!

    Peace out.

  12. 12

    Does Mackenzie Phillips ring a bell? No more publicity for this poor pawn of mom and dad until she's been sober for at least 3 years. Even then, if she gets work, she'll need to be insured and have a sober coach with her at all times.

  13. 13

    There is no order barring Lohan from alcohol. The probation officer overstepped her bounds by testing Lindz 4 alcohol. She should havve been screened for drugs only - not alcohol. Testing her for it, and then releasing that info to the public was gross.

  14. 14

    I really like Lohan but she has been given TOO many fucken changes! Enough if enough! If you had some alcohol; own up to your mistakes, Lohan!! She's fucken stupid! Our courts are fucken stupid here in California. Just because she's a celebrity she gets away with too much shit!!! FUCK THAT SHIT!!!!!! This really gets me upset!!!

  15. 15

    She's mostly hurting herself, and if that's what she wants to do, then let her do it.

  16. 16

    Re: Still_very_much_a_BULLY – Actually, no. You are VERY incorrect on that. I have a 3 year old DUI (Literally 3 years old- I got it in '08) and I'm still having to do crap for it. It was my first legal charge. Not only did I have to pay 2,000 bail (which I got back because I payed it in full), I had to pay $900 to ASAP, $3,000 in fines, and even more than that in lawyers fees! That's not even COUNTING the money I had to pay for cabs to take me to work, ASAP (a DUI-thing), court dates, lawyer meetings, the grocery store, AND community service! Oh, and I got 2 violations during that time, which is WAAAYYY less than what Lindsay has. Because of that damn DUI, I had a total license suspension of 2 years (1 year for original charge, another for one of the violations). BOTTOM LINE: I am STILL doing crap for it. Driving school, court-ordered classes, EVERYTHING. And it's gonna be a long time before it ends. Because of what I had (which is far less severe than Lindsay), I say that she is DEFINITELY getting special treatment. Yeah, we live in different states, but still- a violation is a violation EVERYWHERE. So yeah, sorry buddy, but you don't know much on that subject (which is actually a good thing).

  17. 17

    Who is the recipient of her pissing, and is it directly to mouth or a shower?

  18. 18

    Take away her cars so she doesn't kill anyone else and let her dig her own grave. Enough already.

  19. cika says – reply to this


    Who cares if this woman shoots up heroin?? It is HER life and she's entitled to do whatever she wants with it. People need to stop worrying about her whereabouts because the only one that can make a difference is herself and no matter what happens, until she decides to change for the better, NOTHING WILL GET DONE. Lindsay is going to continue to party hard and won't understand about consequences because she's fucked up and thinks everything is ok. She's NEVER going to grow up and will always act like a stOOpid little kid everyone laughs at. PATHETIC.

  20. 20

    Dumb cun*t.

  21. 21

    The DA and those who made her take the test were on the wrong side here. She was wrongfully accused of breaking her violation. If they were doing their jobs right this whole mess would had never happened since she had no obligation to get tested for Alcohol.

  22. 22

  23. 23

    She's only famous for tabloids now.

  24. 24

    Not allowed to do community service while on house arrest but can do commercials, have people over, drink, etc. What is wrong with this picture?

  25. 25

    At this point, I am 100% convinced that this bitch could run over a crowd of a schoolchildren while she was high on nose candy and drunk as a skunk, and she would STILL somehow manage to dodge the bullet AGAIN. Watch her nasty skank ass defy the rules yet again- I'm not fucking kidding, this is my logic: By continually letting her off the hook, the courts have built her up to actually believe she is above the law and can do anything without consequences. Therefore, she will continue to pull this shit and thumb her nose at the world because by now, she knows she will get out of it every time. This is the definition of injustice, way to set the fucking example, judge.

  26. 26

    I would say you really phoned it in with this pictorial comment, but I've got feeling your phone use has steadily decreased as of late.

  27. 27

    Maybe they should put her in jail for a few years so she can actually receive the medical treatment that she needs. She will only end up dead this way. I just don't think her family or friends actually give a damn about her. Really sad.