It's official! After fans have asked the right f*cking questions for months about who would star in the next season of True Detective, we finally have our answer!
Well, this will certainly solve EVERYTHING, won't it??
Now that Lindsay Lohan has used literally every excuse in the book to justify her hard-pAArtying, delusional behavior, and STILL somehow evaded serious legal trouble, she's apparently attempting a new technique to keep prying eyes from bothering her while she boozes - by building a bamboo fence on the rooftop of her Venice beach home!
Check out a snap of the clASSy new addition (above)!
Good! She deserves to be able to drink in PEACE, you guys!
So sad. Such a lost cause.
[Image via Ramey Pix.]