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Carol Brady Got Crabs From A One Night Stand!

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This is NOT the Carol Brady we know and love!

Florence Henderson admitted that she got crabs after having a one night stand with the mayor of New York at the time, John Lindsay.

In her new book Life is Not a Stage, she writes that she gave in to his advances when he put the moves on her over drinks at the Beverly Hills Hotel sometime during the 1960s. AND, both of them were married!

She continues, "I was lonely. I knew it wasn't the right thing to do. So, what did I do? I did it."

She then says that when she went home later that night, she awoke to "little black things" all over her bed and body!!

EWWWWW! So gross!

After an urgent call to her doctor, she was diagnosed with "pubic lice" and was sent a bouquet of flowers and a note of apology from the mayor.

Florence says:

"Guess I learned the hard way that crabs do not discriminate but cross over all socioeconomic strata. He must have had quite the active life. What a way to put the kibosh on a relationship."

LOLz! Um, yes! And thank you for the graphic details on your sex life!

Yuck!

Carol Brady would have NEVER behaved that way!

[Image via WENN.]

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25 comments to “Carol Brady Got Crabs From A One Night Stand!”



  1. 1

    What a disappointment to hear about John Lindsay's crabs.
    He was majorly hot then and I would have jumped him too!
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    In those days in NYC, we girls slept with everything.
    Wall Street investment bankers were insatiable in those days!
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    Can't believe I never got crabs or anything, so John must have fucked thousands.
    Ah good times. Good times.



  2. 2

    Bahhahahahaha, love this story and love Florence Henderson. Glad it was nothing serious.



  3. 3

    Florence is weird. This is tmi and she is ruining the Brady brand every time she opens her mouth.



  4. 4

    LOVE her honesty. There were lice in the office I worked in in DC. Some of my coworkers got them from the toilet seats. The company corrected the issue and my coworkers said they bought something at the drug store that killed them and they sprayed their house and boiled their sheets. I always use the paper cover on the toilet seat.



  5. 5

    God's way of saying WHORE!

    I am sure both of your spouses from that time period of loving hearing about you both cheating on them…..shame…shame…why do people brag about this shit..like what Barbara Walters did……is there no more embarrasement about being a whore?



  6. 6

    Re: gypsysmama – how is an affair not serious…you need therapy!



  7. 7

    A story 50 years in the making and people are still infested by lice. Goes to show you how far we've actually cum.



  8. 8

    What a shame all this old people revealing their nasty stuff for a quick buck. Where is your dignity woman???



  9. 9

    Here's a story… of a lovely lady, who bringing up 3 very lovely craps..



  10. 10

    Re: luvs2tango – thats hilarious



  11. 11

    Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!



  12. 12

    Re: Team Kim Richards – Shut up.



  13. 13

    Anything to sell a book….



  14. 14

    It looks like she has no arms in this picture.



  15. 15

    What a disgusting old whore. There are some stories you just don't need to share with the world. Sick bitch…



  16. 16

    OMG SHE GAVE ME CRABS



  17. 17

    Desperado, party of 1…Poor Carol Brady and so many stars like her…why get yourself into such a pickle? Just the image in my head..ugh!



  18. 18

    crabs are white



  19. 19

    thats disgusting. Lose more respect for her every day.



  20. 20

    susie.. maybe they pooped



  21. 21

    Whoa!

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    22

    She thought Lindsay had given her a case of crabs,
    but she only counted twenty-three.



  23. 23

    Re: Team Kim Richards – He meant serious as in an incurable disease like AIDS dumbass.



  24. 24

    That's nothing!!! I heard Thurston Howell III gave Lovey lobsters.



  25. 25

    TMI