It's official! After fans have asked the right f*cking questions for months about who would star in the next season of True Detective, we finally have our answer!
This is NOT the Carol Brady we know and love!
Florence Henderson admitted that she got crabs after having a one night stand with the mayor of New York at the time, John Lindsay.
In her new book Life is Not a Stage, she writes that she gave in to his advances when he put the moves on her over drinks at the Beverly Hills Hotel sometime during the 1960s. AND, both of them were married!
She continues, "I was lonely. I knew it wasn't the right thing to do. So, what did I do? I did it."
She then says that when she went home later that night, she awoke to "little black things" all over her bed and body!!
EWWWWW! So gross!
After an urgent call to her doctor, she was diagnosed with "pubic lice" and was sent a bouquet of flowers and a note of apology from the mayor.
"Guess I learned the hard way that crabs do not discriminate but cross over all socioeconomic strata. He must have had quite the active life. What a way to put the kibosh on a relationship."
LOLz! Um, yes! And thank you for the graphic details on your sex life!
Carol Brady would have NEVER behaved that way!
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