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Michaele Salahi Sadly Dances On TV To Her New Single

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So much second-hand embarrassment!

We were so scared to watch this, but then, honestly, how legit would we really be if we didn't check it out??

Yes, former D.C Housewife and White House crasher Michaele Salahi performed on some sort of news show on the NBC affiliate in Miami and it's just too…much…to…handle.

First of all, the song Bump It is so terrible, we had to stop ourselves at least 3 different times from clicking the mute button. Secondly, her weird vocals sung over the backing track is really creepy. And third, what's more creepy and even more sad, is the dancing. And don't even get us started on that rapper and those backup dancers!

Can the housewives just stop making music already?! Money doesn't buy you class, ladies!

Check out the clip (above) if you dare.

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63 comments to “Michaele Salahi Sadly Dances On TV To Her New Single”



  1. 1

    Is that rapper considered product placement advertising for UPS?



  2. 2

    Sounds like Gaga



  3. 3

    god. music died



  4. 4

    If you reality show idiots would stop making these asshats think that they are "famous" they would stop acting like "famous" people!
    Just say no to fucking horrible reality shows (all of them)!



  5. 5

    this is the worst thing i've ever seen, i want the three and ahalf minutes of my life back.. why do all these housewive bitches think that just because they're on reality tv means they have talent and should start singing careers?

  6. free says – reply to this


    6

    She's an animal! She's so hot and you're so not! She has a rapper wearing shorts! OK, I'll calm down again. Not good, not good at all.



  7. 7

    I couldn't watch more than 30 seconds. She moves like Paris Hilton. And sings just as bad too. I wish these so called housewives would stay at home and be housewives.



  8. 8

    hum????humm????no comment



  9. 9

    She sings and dances better than Katy Perry.



  10. 10

    She's amazing, she is a visionary and inspired. She's my Mother Housewife and I am obsessed. She can do no wrong. And you haters can go elsewhere since you obviously are so unhappy with your own lives. I have turned my life around thanks to sanfran1 Hilton.



  11. 11

    WOWZA……… That was the most pathetic display I've ever seen. Do her friends hate her? Does the person in charge of booking talent for that show have a vendetta against her? Why wouldn't someone carry out some sort of mercy killing on this whole sad mess? Those poor dancers and that rapper!?! I think Juju queen had it right…. that guy probably had his UPS truck double parked outside the tv studio.



  12. 12

    what the hell is this?!



  13. 13

    Re: JuJuQueen – so funzies! She makes want to adopt an anorexic zebra and feed it.



  14. 14

    i think she looks hot, but that music makes is awful



  15. 15

    Wow….I do not have the words to even express how bad this is…Re: Simon13 – Not even close to Gaga….if you feel the need to slam her at every opportunity cause you are jealous, hateful, hate your life or just plain ignorant-don't do it here…Get happy, get acceptance….opinion is one thing, but you are waaaaaaay off base. This is the sad evdience of what these reality shows do with people…give them confidence to become chefs, singers, designers, writers….etc….despite no talent…Bethanny is the only person that was a success….and of course she is now getting sued for millions….ugh…



  16. 16

    Re: Hairplugs for Hilton – Bitter bitter bitter…….hate to be you…..surprised your fingers even allowed you to type something positive even though it was done sarcastically……perhaps you will actually have an authentic, genuine happy thought one day….practice practice practice.



  17. 17

    facePALM



  18. 18

    why? she was shakig in her vocals near the end. it doesn't look rehearsed form the dancers or her. too rushed.



  19. 19

    SKANK……SHE IS TRULY AWFUL.



  20. 20

    Whoever told her she could sing must be laughing their asses off!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  21. 21

    Sad and pathetic…



  22. 22

    Simply terrible. She sounded out of breath, the rapper looked like he should be delivering a package, the dancers seem to be winging it, and she dances worse than Elaine from Seinfeld. This must have been a performance on the fly because there is no way they practiced this. Performance & Song- 1.8/10



  23. 23

    Re: sanfran1 – Love is Louder, lmao.



  24. 24

    Wow, she is a symptom of America's latest disease, flash over substance, fame over talent, entertainment versus a deserving interest.



  25. 25

    SNL, I know this is so easy to rip, but please don't give these national embarrassments the time of day! PLEASE!



  26. 26

    Re: JuJuQueen – LOL!!!!!! I had the same thought almost - it's like the UPS guy was delivering a package and somehow ended up in the middle of a horror music video.



  27. 27

    This is so bad! It's still better than kim kardashians "single" though



  28. 28

    It's pretty bad when Michaele Salahi can't even remember the words to Lip Sync to her own song on her TV debut…plus it's pretty bad when Auto-Tune & a team of music engineers can't even make you sound good….



  29. 29

    It's like a MadTV sketch parodying these people!



  30. 30

    Re: JuJuQueen – HAHA!

    This is concrete proof there is no GOD!!!!!!!!!!!



  31. 31

    Real Singers who have been trying to get national attention can't and this Party-Crasher gets an record deal without any singing ability at all; just like that annoying Justin Beaver kid….



  32. 32

    She is really awful. But my question is, Perez, how does it feel to no longer be a bully?



  33. 33

    She's like a 100 years old. That animal needs to be put out of its misery.



  34. 34

    As an european, I feel so sorry for your country and your so called " stars".



  35. 35

    Who????



  36. 36

    I think she expected the mic to be shut off, so she could just lip sync, but someone thought it would be hilarious to actually turn it on, so we could hear her shit-awful voice. lol, that was really funny.



  37. 37

    Hahaha! "second-hand embarrassment"…I love that phrase and unfortunately have many occasion to use it. This lady and her husb creep me out. She went to celeb rehab for the exposure and never admitted she was an alcoholic…look at her. First of all, why would you want more exposure if you are this person and second, why not let Dr. Drew help you??? He's so dreamy…I mean, talented!!!



  38. 38

    Re: JuJuQueen – Hahaha, totally what I was thinking!



  39. 39

    I'm embarrassed that this station even picked her to perform live, let a lone play her song…. :X



  40. 40

    Just because you can….doesn't mean you should.



  41. 41

    Now this is just plain sad and frightening. Pardon me while I go vomit.



  42. 42

    I could only watch the first 32 seconds. And then all my hair fell out of my head, so I had to clean up.



  43. 43

    Kinda like someone's drunk aunty at a karaoke party.

  44. @v@ says – reply to this


    44

    Re: DarkAdaptedEye – Alfred E. Neuman approves this video.



  45. 45

    LMFAO what the FUCK is going!?
    these comments have made me lol so much



  46. 46

    Hahaha!! How embarassing! That is hilarious.



  47. 47

    Re: thecouvman – LOVE IT!!



  48. 48

    Another thing she has crashed!! DOA

  49. aky says – reply to this


    49

    jesus christ…make it stop!



  50. 50

    Can this couple just get at real job? Winery..Fake, Celebrities..Fake, Socialites..Fake, Singer..Fake, Cheerleader…Fake, Invited…Fake, 15 mins..tik tok, tik tok, tik tok…14 minutes and counting… REAL!!



  51. 51

    Miserable… And that rapper looks like he works for UPS with those high socks and shorts…



  52. 52

    OMG first my ears began to bleed from the sheer crapiness of the song and talentless droning voice before I tried to blind myself rather than having to carry on watching the so called back-up dancers trying their hardest for camera time with badly rehearsed 80's moves. How can anyone possibly think is good?



  53. 53

    That is THE worst karaoke I have EVER seen at what appears to be a strip club. Pathetic



  54. 54

    finally something we all agree on, this is literally the worst song i've ever heard, & i heard that '16 year old girl that got married to that doug guy's' song. wow. words cannot describe..



  55. 55

    She makes Heidi Montag look talented.



  56. 56

    Kill it….It obviously is in pain.

  57. @v@ says – reply to this


    57

    Re: FairSure – Best comment today, lmao.



  58. 58

    what's with these old hags trying to make singing "debuts"?! horrible. and so embarrassing, god! ew!



  59. 59

    THE BONES STICKING OUT OF HER BACK ARE VERY ATRACTIVE.
    WHERE IS HER OLD MAN WHO NEVER LEAVES HER SIDE.?



  60. 60

    Re: PalmSprings
    HI PALM SPRINGS ..DO WE KNOW EACH OTHER?
    I LIVE IN HE CANYON AREA.



  61. 61

    Every time this song plays and talented singer/songwriter dies.



  62. 62

    OMG how I regret to click play to that video. My ears are bleeding, I got headache. Do people really buy this song? What a waste!!! This shameless woman doesn't really know her limit. Maybe her husband that stupid Salahi is the only one who will enjoy this song/video. Those two clueless loser realy deserves each other. I just click it off after 30 seconds, the worse 30 seconds of my life.



  63. 63

    good for her. she looks hot and who cares if she can't sing. most artists cant anyway