Chuck Lorre is making sure of that!
Since Charlie Sheen was booted from Two & A Half Men, everyone has been waiting with breathless anticipation to see how the writing team will write him out of the show. Would he just disappear? Would he leave a note? What will happen to the house? Where will all his Hawaiian shirts be taken to?
So many questions to answer, but we've only got one answer for you now - they're killing him off! R.I.P Charlie Harper!
So far, several scenarios are being kicked around. One idea is to have Charlie drive his car over a cliff. Hmm. Can you say, Mulholland Drive???
The manner of his death is still TBD, but it sounds like Chuck has already decided how he wants Ashton Kutcher to enter the picture. Supposedly, there's been talk that Ashton will buy Charlie's house after he perishes in his fiery car crash.
So, do Jon Cryer and the kid come with the house as a closing bonus or….
We assumed that this was the way Charlie would go, and yet it is still bittersweet. You know what would really fill the void? Another episode of Charlie's Kitchen!!! Where's that at?!?!