Oh man! Sarah Palin 2.0 is already delivering and she isn't even finished with her first day!
As we reported earlier, Michele Bachmann has decided to run for President of The United States. If you ask us, she doesn't have a chance in hell, not even so much as a shot of winning the nomination. Still, she's going to give it the good old Iowa try, which BTW, she has a lot of pride in.
Oh yes, she loves her some Iowa! When interviewed after her announcement by FOX News, she likened herself to another proud member of her hometown of Waterloo, John Wayne. Now, she meant to refer to the glamourous movie star everybody knows to be a tough cookie and a force to be reckoned with. Thing is, THAT John Wayne was born in Winterset, Iowa.
Not to fret though. There was a John Wayne born and raises in Waterloo - John Wayne Gacy, aka the "killer clown" who raped and murdered 33 teenage boys in the '70s.
So, on voting day, remember to vote for Bachmann, the Gay Clown Serial Rapist! Woo!!!