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Homophobe Michele Bachmann Is Running For President

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So, we know who we're NOT voting for!

Space Cadet Rep. Michele Bachmann officially announced her presidential campaign this morning from her hometown of Waterloo, Iowa. It was speculated that she might run, but very few people thought she'd actually go through with it, considering that she's basically Sarah Palin 2.0 and we see how well that turned out for her.

But watch for yourself! (above) She's really going through with it! Oh, how sad and naive she truly is!

We need an ex-nun and lesbian STAT!

P.S. - How many rolls of Reynolds Wrap did you waste on the pantsuit??? Geez!!!

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116 comments to “Homophobe Michele Bachmann Is Running For President”

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  1. 101

    Just because someone doesn't believe in same sex marriage, doesn't make them a homophobe. I will say this: her voice is definitely more annoying than Sarah Palin *cue earplugs*

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  3. 103

    She hates Muslims too but you don't talk about that. Youre too busy crying over the fact that shes homophobic. So Perez, man up because every race, gender, and religion gets shit.

  4. 104

    Why are you so much meaner about her than Tracy Morgan??? Hmm.. Cant be politics or payola, can it?

  5. 105

    Re: boston61 – Obama is the big fascist who has determined which LARGE corporations will succeed and fail. Small business is getting screwed big time by the current administration who is also in bed with Goldman Sachs and the other large banks. Small banks are going out of business while the larger banks are getting larger.

  6. 106

    Re: alexie silver – Hun, didn't you get any rest this weekend? Time to lay off of the steroids. Maybe a nice cop of warm cocoa will help.

  7. 107

    Re: AttFinch – I canceled my issue to Rolling Stone when they published an advertisement under the guise of a a movie review about global warming and the end of the world. It is was a pathetic joke. (That, along with their hilarious list of the top 100 guitarists of all time.)

  8. 108

    If this woman is so whacked, why bother giving her any notice or publicity? According the readers posts, she hides in bushes, is demanding Salem style witch trials and speaks in tongues. I bet she also can fly on a broom stick, is a closet transgender and eats cute kittens for breakfast. She's not a threat. Unless, she's in bed with Satan. I'm sure that will be the next charge against her. She's a joke. Let it go.

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    Re: AttFinch – Stands and claps…Bravo! Well written!… particularly your two lines…'Bachmann is a religious zealot whose brain is a raging electrical storm of divine visions and paranoid delusions' and 'She is at once the most entertaining and the most dangerous kind of liar, a turbocharged cross between a born bullshit artist and a religious fanatic, for whom lying to the infidel is a kind of holy duty.' Brilliant. You must submit in its entirety to Huffpo or someone.

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    Re: AttFinch – Actually, the whole of your posts has more of a Rolling Stone ring to it. Unless it's copy & paste, it's really very good, and pulled together paints an accurate and stark portrayal.

  11. 111

    Re: Poindexter-X – Why? I never said I agree with her. But she has the right to her own views. It's completely hypocritical of Perez to call her a "homophobe" when he's all about equal rights and free speech.

  12. 112

    If she can create more jobs than Obama, which doesn't seem hard right now, then she can have the job. With unemployment near 10% in America, let's focus on what really matters in this upcoming election.

  13. 113

    She sounds crazy.. i mean a place to fix gays..? I bet she would focus on that and make more of those places with tax payers money in office then focus on more jobs.. fuck her .. there has got to be a better candidate then that to run a country..not some loony backwards thinking bitch that will probably piss off other nation leaders…

  14. 114

    why do you fear so much from people who are not really going ever have power??? it just shows right too your intolerance. reading about you bashing people like that esp women is just sad. i get it if its was someone who held importance, otherwise just ignore. the clothes comments feels like sexism. female politicians get so much shit for their fashion before their own beliefs.

  15. 115

    Perez, let them call you whatever they want in this thread (ie:homophobe, hater, you've gone back to your old ways, etc) We are talking about who will lead our country here people, not Lindsay Lohan. And, for once, I agree with Perez on this Bachman crap.

    "awkwardturtle" said above "I can refrain from insulting someone who is trying to make a difference in the world, no matter how misguided her effort may be."

    Are you serious? So she is trying to make a difference in the world but you admit her ideas are misguided…but that's okay as long as she's trying? This isn't 5th grade and we aren't on the playground. If she is going to run for POTUS then she better be ready to defend her beliefs. So you absolutely should call her out/insult her if she is promoting hate and non-acceptance. Man, your comment has got to be the stupidest thing I have read in awhile. All you wanted to do was insult Perez–and hey, we all do from time to time. But he's right on this one.

  16. 116

    Re: FactsOrGTFO – You're right I need to grow up - sorry

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