There's no way we could be this lucky... right?!
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Hey, it's a paycheck! He's got bills to pay! No one has bought a copy of No Strings Attached since 2003. It's time to venture out!
Check out Joey Fatone's new gig - spokesperson for Phantom Fireworks! He's got his own commercial and everything! (above)
See what you've reduced your fellow men to, Justin!!! C'mon! Just do one reunion tour! Make them all feel good about themselves again!!!