We think we were more comfortable thinking that this was just a publicity, stunt.
Everyone was pretty shocked last week when 51-year-old actor Doug Hutchison announced that he was married 16-year-old Courtney Stodden, but frankly, a lot of the shock came from actually believing that this girl was legitimately still a teenager!
Look at her! Yeah - perhaps she and Lindsay Lohan suffer from the same
amount of drug use ailment, right?
Anyway, well, we can all be officially creeped out now, because according to her birth certificate, gurlfriend isn't lying! She was actually born on August 29th, 1994!
Check out the document (above)!
Which means…yeah. A 51 year old is actually married to a 16 year old.
We're just going to sit with that one for a while.