Start spreading the news!!!!
This is really happening!!!
Yeah. We can't even pretend to be shocked any more.
One may have thought that after two stints in rehab, a jail sentence, an assault investigation, a stolen necklace, and 35 days under house arrest all in one year, Lindsay Lohan may try and amend the lifestyle choices that led her down to trouble town…but as we all know, hard-pAArtying actress does what she wants, and on her first night of freedom, she wanted to go out CLUBBING!
Check out these shots of the professional mess leaving - and almost faceplanting outside of - Lexington Social House last night with Emile Hirsch (above and below)!
As if she's upset with all the paparazzi attention!
Puh-lease, gurl! Do U even believe your own bull any more, because no one else does!
Such a lost cause. So sad.
[Image via WENN.]