When it comes to Lindsay Lohan and her crazy effing life, there are two things we always know to be certain: that the hard-pAArtying actress will somehow screw herself over and get into legal trouble faster than you can say Just My Luck, and that one of her parents will most certainly be blabbing to the press as fast as they can find a camera and a microphone in which to speak into!
And yesterday, in light of her being released from her 35-day house arrest sentence, that parent is Dina!
The mom of the millennium has revealed that her completely rehabilitated daughter is NOT celebrating her
45th 25th birthday with an eight ball of blow and a long island iced tea at a beach party on the Hamptons, despite reports suggesting otherwise, and that instead, she'll be staying in El Lay!
"She's staying in Los Angeles and planning a quiet birthday dinner. It will be very low key with family and close friends
and tequila shots. And then she plans to return to her community service right away on Monday. Hopefully she'll get back to New York soon to celebrate with her grandmother, who's 85 and doesn't really like to fly. But there's no party in the Hamptons."
We're frightened to hear what their version of 'low-key' ACTUALLY is, but hey, we'll remain cautiously optimistic that she won't screw her latest, literal "Get Out Of Jail Free" pass this time around…until she inevitably does!
Fingers crossed for you, gurl!
[Image via WENN.]