Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
After all the pageantry and pink is gone, all that will be left will be a girl with broken dreams and severe emphysema from the hairspray fumes.
Sad. HIGHlarious … but sad!
Have a look at listen to little Eden sloooooow down and talk about her hairspray! (above)
Too. Many. LOLz!!!!
Let this be a warning to all of you toddlers in tiaras out there! This can happen to you!!!