Just when we thought things couldn't get any worse over on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.
But that wasn't the case!
Make way for Kaptain K!
That's the new nickname Kris Humphries has coined for his fiance Kim Kardashian after seeing how good she is on a jet ski.
For the holiday, the cute couple took a ride on the river in the New Jersey Nets' home state of Minnesota.
Enjoying some of that Midwestern fun all weekend long, Kim tweeted:
Kind of obsessed with Lake Minnetonka! Boats & O's! It's like Vegas on the lake over here!
Oooh girl, don't have too much fun! The west coast would miss you too much if you ever decided to move.
Hmm, maybe just another spinoff instead. We can see it now: Kim and Kris Take The Midwest
LOL! Okay, maybe not..
[Image via WENN.]