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Kim Kardashian And Kris Humphries Take The Midwest!

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Kim Kardashian Loves Midwest

Make way for Kaptain K!

That's the new nickname Kris Humphries has coined for his fiance Kim Kardashian after seeing how good she is on a jet ski.

For the holiday, the cute couple took a ride on the river in the New Jersey Nets' home state of Minnesota.

Enjoying some of that Midwestern fun all weekend long, Kim tweeted:

Kind of obsessed with Lake Minnetonka! Boats & O's! It's like Vegas on the lake over here!

Oooh girl, don't have too much fun! The west coast would miss you too much if you ever decided to move.

Hmm, maybe just another spinoff instead. We can see it now: Kim and Kris Take The Midwest

LOL! Okay, maybe not..

[Image via WENN.]

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12 comments to “Kim Kardashian And Kris Humphries Take The Midwest!”

  1. 1

    I know it was a joke but being from the Midwest can say "Kim and Kris Take The Midwest" would never work. WE would call her out for being the Media Whore that she is. What's her talent? A 'leaked' porn tape? And with all due respect she wasn't all that in the tape.

    Hey, I guess if someone was willing to pay me multi-millions to whine and act entitled I'd do it too.

  2. 2

    I just signed up and when asked who my least fav. celeb was Kim Kardashian was not on the list to choose from. I KNEW it i think CELEBS pay Perez hilton to either speak good or bad, because u used to talk so much crap about Keisha and now u kiss her a**. Obviously! hey make that money at the expence of spreading negativity about innocent ppl! i guess…

  3. 3

    why do people hate on us so much. i live in michigan…and it's all fine over here.

  4. 4

    No, actually, none of us would miss her at all.

  5. 5

    Re: tbd12345 – no one hates on Michigan…..you are not a Kardashian…..your response is stupid.

  6. 6

    We could keep Kim and Kris as a zoo exhibit. That's the kinda freak show they are.

  7. 7

    Minnesota is the best and Lake Minnetonka kicks ass! Her tweet about Lake Minnetonka totally explains why it was a trending topic the other day…

  8. 8

    Stay the hell outta the midwest! No one wants that stank around here. Not only that but our construction workers don't have time to put that hundred pounds of putty you call makeup on for you daily. And our lumberjacks are busy working in the forests and don't have time for your hair removal needs. People here actually work.

  9. 9

    Talentless cun*t.

  10. 10

    Well she does have ONE talent: getting pissed on by black men.

  11. 11

    why would anyone except their friends and family care

  12. 12

    I heard she was taking it up the ass in Suite #14,Target Field, Friday night. The term "bodyguard" takes on a whole new meaning with these KardASSian Kunts.