As they say, it's not a vacation without an arrest!
What? They don't say that??
As far as why the Biebs is facing all these charges, officials said:
It was quite the eventful Fourth of July for Paris Hilton !
The socialite, who spent the day at her Malibu beach house, got quite the shock when she discovered her alleged stalker sunbathing right in front of her home!
No need to fear, though. The cops AND the paps were there!
The stalker, who apparently thought he could bask in the sun unnoticed, was questioned by police. We can only imagine how that conversation went…
After gathering enough information, the cops asked the beach bum lookin' creep to put his shirt on so they could handcuff and place him into custody.
Overlooking things from her balcony, Paris looked quite pleased with the work of the po-po.
Okay, let this be a message to all celebrity stalkers everywhere: Get a clue and stop. Just stop. They're celebrities! If they're caught on camera all the time, you will be too. Plus it's just bad manners!
[Image via GSI Media.]