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The Hoff Gets A New TV Gig…As A Porn Star!
Way to bounce back, Mr. Hasselhoff!
Back in May, we learned that David Hasselhoff was getting fired from Britain's Got Talent.
At the time, we were wondering what he might do next, and now we know…he's going to join FX's Sons of Anarchy this October as a "well-endowed former porn star" named Dondo!
In the show, The Hoff's character produces "girl-on-girl skin flicks" for a living. Ha!
Congrats on the new gig, David AND congrats again on your role in Piranha 3DD!
What did we do to get so lucky to have SO MUCH HOFF in our lives??? LOLz!
[Image via WENN.]
Tags: britains got talent, david hasselhoff, dondo, fired, former porn star, fx, new gig, piranha 3dd, porn, sons of anarchy
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Please say it isnt so. That is by far one of THE BEST ( my fav ) show!!! If they bring Hoff on they will cheese it up way to much. UGHHHH
Hoff will be a hoot!