If you aren't watching this hot new trailer, you're basically being masochistic!
The 50 Shades of Grey trailer just went up online, and it went up HARD!
So find your own personal Red Room of Pain, and ch-ch-check out this new trailer (above)!!!
Seriously - how do movies like this continue to get made?!
Feel free to check out the trailer for Adam Sandler's new movie, Jack & Jill, in which he plays the dual parts of a married man dealing with the return of his obnoxious, clearly not female twin sister, which also stars Katie Holmes and Al Pacino (above)!
Or don't. It's just as atrocious-looking as it sounds!
Do people actually think comedians dressed in bad drag parading around as though they look legitimately female are funny?!