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Woman Tries To Break Husband Out Of Prison By Hiding Him In Suitcase!

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What on EFFING earth?

A woman was reportedly caught attempting to sneak her common-law husband out of a Mexican prison in a SUITCASE!

According to authorities in Quintana Roo, Maria del Mar Arjona was attempted to wheel out inmate Juan Ramirez Tijerina, who is serving a 20 year sentence for possession of illegal weapons, in a black suitcase following the pair's conjugal visit.

When she seemed nervous, prison guards opened the bag and discovered him curled up inside the fetal position!


Maybe she thought it was such a stoopid, ridiculous plan that no one would actually suspect her of trying to pull it off?!

Wrong! Ha!

But hey - at least now she won't have to visit him behind bars - she'll be joining him!

Tisk, tisk!

[Image via AP Images.]

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13 comments to “Woman Tries To Break Husband Out Of Prison By Hiding Him In Suitcase!”

  1. 1

    OMG…you are like TWO WEEKS LATE on this one.

  2. 2

    Re: LolaLola1 – LOL, the usual…..

  3. 3

    creative….I'll give her that…..

  4. Vlazz says – reply to this


    That's real love right there. The world needs more dedicated lovers like that lol.

  5. 5

    Well actually she almost succeeded from what I heard…they said she was at the last stop when they found out, other controls she passed

  6. Nix says – reply to this


    Finger on the pulse as usual…seriously what is going on with you lately? Almost everything you post is at least two days late. This story has to be at least a week old!

  7. 7

    O L D N E W S ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

  8. 8

    wtf…old news.

  9. 9

    I don't think it was her husband. I'm pretty sure it was her boyfriend.

  10. 10

    perez keeep up..this shit is two weeks old…..

  11. 11

    LOL what a clever woman..LOL i find this hilarious…. Guess sometimes love makes you do the unthinkable!

  12. 12

    I have to admire her creativity.

    On a side note- Perez, I loove the blog but you SERIOUSLY need a copy editor. At first I thought maybe you were typing really fast or something but it seems to be consistently bad. Ex: "…was attempted…" in paragraph 3.

  13. 13

    What a fucked up country. They put you in jail for illegal weapon ownership and allow you to fuck your gf? It's pathetic, no wonder it's such a mess…