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Kim Kardashian Has Never Pooped!!

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We hope you're not eating your breakfast while reading this.

In the latest issue of Cosmo with Kim Kardashian on the cover, the reality star says that she's never passed gas and she's never gone #2!

WTF??

That can't be real. We know you're a lovely young woman, but there's no possible way you have never pooped before, Kim! Unless of course you're a robot, a ghost, or a unicorn. You must have some magical bowels! LOLz.

[Image via Cosmo.]

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67 comments to “Kim Kardashian Has Never Pooped!!”



  1. 1

    Idiot. Hasn't she ever read the book "Everybody Poops"????



  2. 2

    Now we know why her butt's so big - it's full of retained sh…



  3. 3

    She's being sarcastic!



  4. 4

    What she says is possible Perez. When you are ALL POOP…..no poop is lost….poop da poop.



  5. 5

    My ex-boyfriend actually believed women don't poo or fart…



  6. 6

    so taking a piss is classier?



  7. 7

    I've Always said she's full of shit.



  8. 8

    Oh, c'mon. I think that was her SAD attempt at humor. Right?



  9. 9

    Re: LizardKinG – HAHA love it



  10. 10

    Perhaps that is what make her ass so big. They carry daily photos of Kim's ass over
    at TrendyTrends.tumblr.com



  11. 11

    Kim is trying to be funny..which fails :/



  12. 12

    LizardKing beat me to it - I totally believe this because she is full of shit. In fact I think this might be a Kardashian trait.



  13. 13

    good grief this broad is pathetic!



  14. 14

    the expression "full of shit" comes to mind.



  15. 15

    O.o It's obviously sarcasm–a lude to everyone thinking that girls are precious creatures that don't do anything gross.



  16. 16

    Re: LizardKinG
    Bwahahahaha…thanks for the laugh! :D



  17. 17

    Re: Black Swan – Yea, men can be idiots sometimes. I guess that's why he's your ex. Good for you.

  18. ajbk says – reply to this


    18

    she's just being silly you idiot… you must not know these 3 sisters very well…they're always joking around.



  19. 19

    o que deve ter de bosta dentro desse koo enooooooorme!



  20. 20

    It's all stuck in her but and gone up to her tits. Gross. She is starting to look like a gorilla.



  21. 21

    She also said she has never gotten plastic surgery…



  22. 22

    She's clearly a dumb-fuck I'm surprised she can even function.



  23. 23

    I poop and fart, but I've never let anyone pee on me. That's not normal.



  24. 24

    God.. this girl will say anything to stay in papers. Sad & pathetic girl. Shes become a huge joke already…. She even had to jump on the Casey Anthony bandwagon out of desperation….. enough with this moron.

  25. amish says – reply to this


    25

    At least we know why SHE is so full of shit!



  26. 26

    *eye-roll*

    Once again she proves no amount of money will ever buy class.



  27. 27

    I can believe that.

    To busy shoving other things up there. Ho



  28. 28

    funny actually
    especially when you consider all the lies, rumours and absurd things said about her
    and she puts this out there on that list
    a good sense of humor can help to get you through life!



  29. 29

    She's too busy getting other "things" crammed up her rear, it's all coming outta her mouth now. But…if you heard her & Khloe on Howard Stern, you would of heard Khloe say that Kim takes the smelliest shyts ever, lol! Khloe said it, not me. I feel ill now…



  30. 30

    of course it isn't real.. she was clearly joking. Must you take everything so seriously? Geez lighten up… its been a long time stigma that men (lol) like to live in a fantasy world where women don't fart or poor.. she was clearly poking fun at that ideal.



  31. 31

    THAT'S WHY CALIFORNIA SMELLS THE WAY IT DOES, THE WHOREDASHIANS ARE FULL OF SHIT! THANKS PEREZ, GREAT TO KNOW IT WASN'T THE SMOG OR GARBAGE STINKING UP EL LAY, ITS BEEN KIM K ALL ALONG :)



  32. 32

    I think it's funny… andI like what she said about Casey Anthony… I normally find her pretty vapid… she's redeeming herself one day at a time



  33. 33

    Uhmmm because whenever she opens her mouth shit comes out….no need to have a bowel movement.



  34. 34

    that a stupid lie…even for her



  35. 35

    I think she could have made a better joke, she was never that funny to begin with



  36. 36

    Why is this bitch famous again? For getting pissed on and hanging with the worlds most famous walking std? Who cares



  37. 37

    Have you seen Keeping up with the Kardashians? They are also messing with each other, cracking jokes, pulling pranks, ect. I think it's hilarious! I can just imagine her writing that down going, "OMG my family and fans are gonna crack the fuck up when they see this!"



  38. 38

    Whenever a guy is obsessing over a girl's ass, I make it a point to put their chauvinism to a stop and say "Hey, don't forget, she still shits out it"



  39. 39

    I would like to think she has some sort of substance, so maybe that's a hint of sarcasm



  40. 40

    HAs she ever been pissed on by a black guy?



  41. 41

    In the same way all women have never done those things. Or sweat, or curse. Get it? Because we're ladies and we're perfect. Nobody sees it so it doesn't exist.



  42. 42

    Again copying Paris. Just a couple weeks ago Paris was on her show and someone asked her if she was having regular bowel movements and Paris said I don't do that. So this is just more cloning. Like Paris or not, she was the original with all this reality thing and I'm afraid Kim K. just can't get enough of trying to be Paris but with dark her and an unreasonably big tushette. Now Khloe……she is an original. Love that girl.



  43. 43

    that might explain why she is full of shit. what's the reason for the rest of her family?



  44. 44

    of course she does! she poops everytime she opens her big mouth!

    i still can't believe that airheads like her are famous…..



  45. 45

    I'm pretty sure unicorns poop.



  46. 46

    that's because she takes it up the ASS!!! pushes her shit up there! that's why she's got stank breath!!! what a whore!!!



  47. 47

    Bullfucking Shit. And her shit stinks just like everybody else's. her fat ass probably lay's big FAT ones…



  48. 48

    yeah i'm pretty sure she was trying to make a joke…obviously



  49. 49

    Re: LizardKinG – Zing.



  50. 50

    HA i bet she takes the meanest dumps ever!



  51. 51

    that impossible a human cant go with out pooping.



  52. 52

    Re: boogiewoogie – agreed. WHY IS THIS BITCH FAMOUS? WHAT TALENT DOES SHE HAVE? PLEASE SOMEONE TELL ME WHY ARE THE KARDASHIANS FAMOUS IT KILLS ME THAT THESE HOS ARE FAMOUS FOR SPREADING THEIR LEGS MAKES NO SENSE!



  53. 53

    Duh, that's why her ass is so big, all of that shit has to go somewhere.



  54. 54

    he has to be a unicorn!



  55. 55

    Re: Black Swan – Believe it or not, a lot of men do. And it's not even a certain social category: both rich and poor, and young and old have that same belief. God knows why. Unfortunately, I've also met girls that say "I fart and poop next to never" (and then I get a gross picture thinking about how gassy and constipated they are).

    But seriously, this is messed up. Of course she was joking, but some 9 year old may read that and feel bad about farting and taking a dump.That's REAL messed up.



  56. 56

    Sorry, but there is nothing funny about sarcasm ON paper. it's like the time I was on AIM and one of my best friends told me she got arrested for whoring herself for PCP. Although it totally seemed out of character for her, how in the fu*k was I supposed to know it was sarcasm?! (and then she actually managed to get offended when i thought she was serious). But yeah, you can't READ a tone of voice!



  57. 57

    UGH! Everyone knows her asshole is so loose from having been fucked by so many guys that whenever she has to poop it just slides out, and thus she doesn't feel it. FACT.



  58. 58

    What an ignorant BITCH!!!!!!!!!



  59. 59

    She's being sarcastic you moron !!!



  60. 60

    LMAO i don't get why she's trying so hard to appear like a "lady". we all already saw your entire body, and mouth being penetrated.. kim.



  61. 61

    Well that explains why her ass is so big. It's full of shit!



  62. 62

    I'll say one thing she consistently sets her self up for some funny comments thrown back her way! and she is considered the smarter more savvy out of the 3… scary stuff!



  63. 63

    She must have some terrible stomach pains!



  64. 64

    Re: McleodAdele4 – No one gives a shit!!



  65. 65

    kim is helarious



  66. 66

    Re: marie-eve – HAHA love it!



  67. 67

    don't touch that ass with a pin. If you do it will emit a toxic cloud that could wipe out the entire country. Stupid fame whore doesn't even know when to shut up she's so full of sh!t.