Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
We hope you're not eating your breakfast while reading this.
In the latest issue of Cosmo with Kim Kardashian on the cover, the reality star says that she's never passed gas and she's never gone #2!
That can't be real. We know you're a lovely young woman, but there's no possible way you have never pooped before, Kim! Unless of course you're a robot, a ghost, or a unicorn. You must have some magical bowels! LOLz.
[Image via Cosmo.]