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Spanish Priest Offers To Measure His Anus Because He Was Accused Of Being Gay

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Priest Offering Up His Anus For Measurement

Because a Spanish priest took a picture of himself with another man (above), and they both happened to be shirtless, he has been accused of being gay and subsequently removed from his parish.

He is not going down without a fight, however, claiming that it was an innocent picture taken with a young Cuban seminarian. The bishop that has expelled him also wants him to undergo a psychiatric cure, and take an HIV test.

The priest, who insists that he and the 28-year-old with whom he was photographed on a trip to Fátima are just good friends, and threw down this challenge:

"Let them measure my anus and see if it is dilated."

Locals are pretty upset by this, as they should be, and have banned together to help him in any way they can. They've collected over a thousand signatures for the cause.

The priest, Andrés García Torres, is planning to go to Rome to prove his case.

Even if he IS gay, to put anyone through something like this is terrible! Why can't faith and being who you are go hand-in-hand?? It's absolutely unfair either way, and nobody should be treated like this — gay or not — for taking a shirtless picture.

Shame on that bishop!

Equality for all!

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75 comments to “Spanish Priest Offers To Measure His Anus Because He Was Accused Of Being Gay”



  1. 1

    nice eyes the guy on the left has.



  2. 2

    Being gay is wrong. I don't understand why anyone would make that choice to be gay.



  3. 3

    The only priest who could fill our parish was an openly gay one back home in dublin ireland! Its amazing how they dont want any gay priests but peados are ok!!! Like wtf???



  4. 4

    Offering to do the anus exam and report to the Pope.

    They are freezing holy water in Vatican City………."Pope-cicles"



  5. 5

    even i don't really support same sex marriage, I can get along well with gay and never have problems with them, I can always accept their choice and always appreciate their rights. It's so sad people think that being gay is a sin and can harm the society. We can live together peacefully…

  6. trini says – reply to this


    6

    no one chooses to be gay, one chooses to be them selves & accept who they are that is the only thing one chooses, anyway what does measuring his anus have anything to do with being gay, there is gay men who are tops.



  7. 7

    It doesn't really get dialated… And nobody is going to measure it in the first place.



  8. 8

    lol take a polygraph dude. if the preist aint gay why is he taking naked pics with the gay dude on the left?



  9. 9

    Nothing surprising about a priest with his arm around a shirtless guy, just surprised it's not a little boy. Hilton, your agenda gets more apparent every day. Nothing suspicious about this pic? lmao fuck yourself. You get creepier and slimier with every gay post.



  10. 10

    Perez your position on this is anti-Catholic and bigoted. It is not possible to be sexually active and a good Roman Catholic priest. If a priest becomes sexual active he betrays his vows and is a hypocrite. The Church does accept men with "same sex attraction" providing that they have not been sexually active, and are capable of living a life of chastity. It is also impossible to be a "gay" because being gay is whole set of ideas and beliefs (about their homosexual inclinations) that are at odds with the Ancient Faith. When one is a priest it as if one were married, and sexual behavior of any kind is inconsistent with one's vocation. If you know any priest, nun, or brother who is sexually active they are, therefore, a shameful hypocrite. This Spanish priest deserves his punishment because taking shirtless pictures with a young friend is wildly inappropriate with his vocation as a priest. Having homosexual inclinations does not give any priest special rights to behave or believe in a way that is inconsistent with Church teaching or expectations.



  11. 11

    And ask your sainted Catholic Momma if she thinks this in appropriate picture for a priest? BTW, gayface on the guy on the left.



  12. 12

    Re: noe_rie

    It is NOT a choice and I suspect YOU understand that. You have an agenda, your subtle wording plants the suggestion that it is a choice. Well meaning people can make a mistake.
    To try and plant that suggestion has been the tactic of gay foes.



  13. 13

    That isn't "the standard" to effectively measure someone's gayness…(not relating the two)we are told pedophiles don't view their actions as molesting but rather as cuddling or nurturing. This guy could be an orally fixated blow job "person" and he not view himself as being gay. that is sort of an old school notion but a very real possibility.

  14. Shark says – reply to this


    14

    funniest post ever!!!! um…like him…i am the priest in question….yes i had my shirt off…and was cuddling another man…but um..like i am not gay…but if you want…you can measure my anus…um yeah..not gay at all…but…puh..lease….measure my naked anus. WTF! only a gay dude would even think to offer that. keep gayness out of religion.



  15. 15

    Re: icefire227 – Choice??? When did YOU choose to be straight? Sexual orientation is NOT a choice. Hate is.



  16. 16

    The accusation is the news here? Why aren't you outraged by the "anus measuring" part? Now THAT'S homophobic.

  17. frrf says – reply to this


    17

    Life is unfair get the fuck used to it. We should all be able to become rich by doodling dicks all over our blogs but we can't. Go suck a dick in the corner and stfu already



  18. 18

    are they some dumb to think his anus circumference will prove if he is or isn't gay?



  19. 19

    his anus would only be dilated right after he got boned. was he just being sarcastic? I don't get it.



  20. 20

    Re: icefire227 – if homosexuality is a choice then why has it been observed in every mammal and bird species ever studied? and in roughly the same percentage of each population ? just one of nature's ways to keep population in check. another way would be to shoot all you idiots who believe there is any choice involved. do your homework before you go running your mouth about things you know nothing about.



  21. 21

    I don't care whether or not this priest is gay. However, given his job, he showed poor judgement in posing for a photo like this simply because it's inappropriate. Remember the backlash when Miley was photographed by Annie Liebowitz in that sheet and it made her look seductive when she was quite young? Same feeling about the priest's pic - shows a lack of judgement. I think the priest should have received some form of disciplinary action (as I think this is the same as if a teacher posed with a student like this - it's crossing a line) … perhaps an unpaid suspension for a month or so and a warning letter that if anything like this happens again, it will lead to dismissal. To jump to "you're gay/your fired" is extreme, IMHO.



  22. 22

    For someone who claims he was raised by a 'Catholic woman' you certainly don't know jack Perez. If he is a Catholic Priest he cannot be sexually with anyone- MALE OR FEMALE. You are such an uninformed bigoted asshole!



  23. 23

    BTW … that photo has more than friendship written all over it !!! a gay priest ??? who lies to cover his ass ? just can't be. god wouldn't allow that would he? pull your head out of your anus !!!



  24. 24

    Re: Meggie246624 – TOUCHE"!!



  25. 25

    If he is really a believer in the Catholic faith, he is betraying his vows if he is sexually active….with anyone! The photo, however DOES NOT MEAN HE'S GAY, PLEASE!!! That's the biggest hypocrisy I see in the Catholic church. A bunch of philandering, sexually active, pedo's



  26. 26

    lots of gays engage in things other than anal sex. what a douche bag. He clearly is.



  27. 27

    The picture does look really gay though… and really measure my anus? That sounds pretty gay as well

  28. PLO says – reply to this


    28

    It's kind of funny that they remove a priest from his position for something that they assumed yet they protected so many priests who abused little boys while there was so much proof of that.



  29. 29

    because religion is shit.



  30. 30

    ummm…THOSE DUDES ARE GAY!!!!!!!

    bahahahahaha



  31. 31

    Re: ms trudy – Actually its not a population check. Its a genetic fuckup. So being gay is a genetic screwup. Just like people with other birth defects. Being gay is a birth defect. Scientifically speaking humans only have one purpose in life. To reproduce. For reproduction a male and a female is needed. So basically a gay person is a waste of oxygen and should be eradicated.



  32. 32

    that picture looks like they just got it on…it's not on a beach, where are they topless together?…that body language say's they are together…why does the lover look so tiny in that picture, is he a midget? maybe the priest has one massive head.



  33. 33

    Re: NookiesWA – Best description of genetics I have heard so far about how it works. Nice.



  34. 34

    how the fuck does one go about measuring an asshole? (oh the jokes, i can hear them now). what if his friend here has a small package, hell he would shit bigger than his dick… so that aint gonna fly.
    -
    gotta give it to you mario, this one and the hair salon holdup are two of your funniest stories ever!!!



  35. 35

    Break out the ring sizer.



  36. 36

    Firstly, I would like to say that unless he or someone who he supposidely had a relationship with says they were sexual there is no issue. You can not make assumptions based on a picture. Second, it is just a picture. If it was taken while on vacation and he was say coming back from the beach where he was relaxing (being Catholic would have to be stressful) and had met the young gentlemen and they were chatting (to the guys out there- you have no pictures of yourself with another guy friend?) over the trip maybe they wanted to take a picture together. I do not see anything wrong with that. Maybe, just maybe the young man in the picture knew he was a priest, maybe he was asking for advice on life because he was feeling lost. Maybe the priest inspired him and comforted him. There are so many senerios as to why this picture was taken that I do not think you should jump to any conclusions. Now if the picture was of the priest having sex that would be a completely different story but all I am saying is he can not be guilty until someone proves it.



  37. 37

    On a side note- to all the Catholic's out there who are calling him a hypocrite, all Catholic's are hypocrites. The religion is rediculous. I ask you all- do you support pedophilia? Because you support a church that has hidden and supported men that have ruined peoples lives. That destroyed a child's innocence. To me that is unforgivable and every single one of those priests should be castrated in the streets along with the men that hid them.



  38. 38

    Re: NookiesWA – So if gays should be eradicated because they can't reproduce, how about straight couples who have fertility problems - should they be put to death too? How about victims of disease who can't reproduce? Women who have their tubes tied? Men who get vasectomies? Quadraplegics? Paraplegics? Those who have uterine or ovarian cancer? Those who are born with reproductive physiological problems? According to your logic, anyone with any of these problems should be eradicated. Perhaps those lacking in intellect, compassion, education, and broadmindedness should be eradicated, which puts you at the top of the list. I'll be sure to send flowers to your family.



  39. 39

    Re: Meggie246624 – Nah, just gays. since all of those you listed do not seek attention like gays do. They don't have "parades". They also don't demand people get fired/fined when they use a slur either. Eradicate gays!



  40. 40

    Re: NookiesWA – Interesting how you keep changing the base of your argument simply to feel as if you've won the discussion. Your initial argument was that gays should be eradicated because they can't reproduce. When you were challenged on that point and couldn't defend it, you moved to a different argument …. that gays should be eradicated because they have parades about it. So now public presence and parades are the issue? What about the million man march? According to your logic, blacks should be eradicated because they hold parades and have NAACP and are public about equal rights and affirmative action. So now it's "reproduction and public parades" people who should be killed. Feel free to change your position again in order to feel like you've won, as it's very important to you to have the last word.



  41. 41

    well, the cuban kid would turn anyone gay. he's just cuuuuute. and for the priest, good for hime he's expelled from the be religious delusion… good for him! God doesn't exist!!!



  42. 42

    fudgepackers



  43. 43

    Re: icefire227 – Idiot!



  44. 44

    Re: chefkat – Yeah and they can't be pedophiles either, but we see how that turned out!



  45. 45

    Re: NookiesWA – Is your being an idiot a genetic fuck up too?

  46. chiro says – reply to this


    46

    First of all, measuring his anus means nothing. He could be a top. I think he's gay. he needs to admit. why would you want to be part of thsomething that doesn't except who you are.



  47. 47

    Re: Meggie246624 – Good point. You did indeed point out a "logic flaw" in my argument.

    Blacks annoy me as well..We either need to have them enslaved or once again eradicate them..Gay people annoy me for lots of reasons. Way too many to list and write a huge wall of text about. If you disagree with them you're instantly labeled a homophobe and ignorant. Which is funny.



  48. 48

    I heard that all blue-eyed Cubans are screaming nelly queens.

  49. sgcp says – reply to this


    49

    i have nothing against gays, ppl do what ever you want. but when it comes to being a priest you have to be celibate. its not about equality but its a rule of the church. if you want to be gay, fine not a problem, but you cant be a priest.



  50. 50

    If being gay was part of the Creation, it wouldve be mentioned. and if really is part of God's plan(4 those who say the Bible was altered) He would've presented some awesome/undeniable proof to the entire world. The only proof that I see is the proof of deception which is so real and powerful. Having desires or temptations doesnt mean you should give in. So, Perez, there's no way to answer your question since the part of "being who you are" is null. We all are prone to sin, but we all are called to resist it. But nobody like to "work" so the must be an easier way, right?



  51. 51

    Re: ms trudy – Humans have reason.



  52. 52

    Re: thismakesnosense – 1st of all, read. I have read reports of priests being removed from parishes and so forth. 2nd, If you really read, you'd notice the trouble some rabbi are facing for lake of judgement. It happens on every religion 3rd, John jay studies show that less than 5% of the victims are children. The rest are grown women looking for a quick buck. reading is good, you should try it. and I dont mean the old sensationalized articles, the new accurate new ones that everybody chooses to ignore.



  53. 53

    This doesn't prove anything. He could still be the pitcher.



  54. 54

    measure the anus hm??? odd request…next thing you know they'll try to stick a dildo up his pooter to see if he tightens up lol. btw im sick of that bieber gomez picture on my left here wtf.



  55. 55

    I dont care if hes gay or straight. In that pic - Id take a lot of convincing that either of them was straight.



  56. 56

    I love how the Catholic church thinks NOTHING of hiding and protetecting pedophile priests, while the mere SUGGESTION of homosexuality is cause for banishment.



  57. 57

    lol Measure his anus, that has no indication if he's gay or not

    I've had pictures like this. And they're definitely gay related lol



  58. 58

    Re: NookiesWA – kinda like you and your tits ? when did you become a doctor of genetics? you can dislike anyone for whatever reasons you choose. I myself think that all $2 crack whores, such as yourself, should has gasoline pour in your $2 hole followed by a lighted match. just my opinion, you intellectual bottom feeder.



  59. 59

    Re: RED–SONJA – reasons ? what are you talking about ? oh wait you don't have to make sense, you've got god on your side, right?



  60. 60

    Re: icefire227 – stop looking for attention you know its not a choice! and if u hate it so much why are u on a gay guys site….



  61. 61

    who cares. no such thing as god. he has wasted his life. the best thing he could do for himself is come out but i bet he isn't gay and anyways measuring his anus could not prove anything



  62. 62

    Hmmm perez isn't that the pot calling the kettle black? or in this case gay! While i completely agree with perez, nobody should be judged for something like this, gay straight bi or plaid… while saying that, I think it's interesting how hypocritical @perez is for drawing attention to this matter and getting upset that ppl are judging these 2 based on a picture yet perez will take a picture of anyone doing something curious and will automatically brand them as a slut or drug addict or what have you. I guess perez thinks some ppls reps are worth more than others. Interesting to see where your priorities are babe.



  63. 63

    Grow up Perez, priests are not supposed to have sex, period. Does not matter what type. Is this obeyed - that is a matter for their consciencel



  64. 64

    I had to do a double take when I read the title…wth?



  65. 65

    Re: Guy Fox – Ha! You say 'anti-Catholic' as if its a bad thing!



  66. 66

    Re: JigSaw – 'Measure my anus' is a exactly what I'd expect a Total Top to say.



  67. 67

    I support their right to kick out a gay priest just as much as I do the right for gays to not be subject to sodomy laws. Remember, freedom is a two way street.



  68. 68

    Still doesn't prove he's not a top. Better let them smell the tip too Ha!



  69. 69

    DEAR SPANISH PRIEST, LEAVE THAT FUCKING CHURCH AND LET THIS HUNK FUCK YOU, LOL



  70. 70

    Maybe his anus isn't dilated … but maybe the other guy's anus IS.
    hahahha …….



  71. 71

    Re: NookiesWA – Shut up troll.



  72. 72

    Re: NookiesWA – You annoy me.



  73. 73

    let's measure perez's anus!



  74. 74

    Re: ParalyZzzZzer – Yeah, that whole "troll" thing is a bit old now..You're 2 years too late with that homeslice.

    Re: Black Swan – If you think im annoying..Wait until I cum in your hair..That will be a pain.



  75. 75

    Re: hamnip – Perez is too annoying to have any friends or relationships. His face, voice, personality, mindset are all annoying. So his butthole is just as tight as could be.