No ifs, ands, or BUTTS about it!
However, its most eyebrow-raising article is about the dos and don'ts of anal sex!
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It's a good thing Obama gave the go ahead with killing Osama bin Laden!
According to officials, not only did the terrorist leader have plans to celebrate the tenth year anniversary of 9/11, but he was also planning on assassinating the President!
He planned to bomb Obama down during an Air Force One ride.
Silly Osama. That would have been nearly impossible given Obama's high security.
He did have more realistic plans though, including an idea to bomb an American sporting event.
It's terrible to learn about these things, but maybe this will shut up the dum-dums who thought they were on the same team. Or the even dumber ones who thought they were the same person!
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