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Charlotte Church Wasn't Having Sex, She Was Using The Bathroom

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Charlotte Church Shhhhhhwasted

And embarrassed Charlotte Church wasn't having sex last week when she was caught with her underwear around her ankles, she was just using the bathroom.

Because when it comes to embarrassment, forgetting to pull up your underwear after using the bathroom is a much better excuse than you just got done having sex.

Seems like they're on par with each other to us! Ha!

"Last Saturday, at an outdoor event I happened to find myself desperate for a wee with the toilet cubicles all occupied.

I had also consumed a bottle of wine.

'However, it seems that someone was determined to expose what was an embarrassing moment for me and a dreadful lack of judgement on my part. It was Jonathan who noticed that there was some guy filming me and he tried to pull me away. Regrettably, oh-so regrettably, I had not the time to pull up my rather large pants. I hope I can be forgiven for these antics but, you know, when you’ve gotta go, you’ve gotta go.'

Anyway, like we said, you were at a charity event. Forego "consuming a bottle of wine" and you won't have to pee in the yard.

Or have sex outside.

Or whatever is true.

Point is, this could have been EASILY been avoided with some class in regards to the function.

Keep it under control, gurl!

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9 comments to “Charlotte Church Wasn't Having Sex, She Was Using The Bathroom”

  1. 1

    Bitch please! Charlotte Church pissed out more class than Lindsay, Paris, Britney and Snooky combined.

  2. 2

    This is why you shouldn't wear underwear.

  3. 3

    lol my friend had to do the same thing at an outdoor concert this past weekend! She didn't want to walk all the way across the grounds to the portapotties, so she just hunkered down lololol

  4. 4

    Really, Perez? You're a dick.
    Lets hope you're on your best behavior every.single.time you're out in public. I can't wait for the day(s) that someone gets an embarrassing photo of you and plasters it all over the internet along with their judgments!

  5. 5

    I feel bad for her. She couldn't help it. Leave her alone…

  6. ptay says – reply to this


    if she werent somebodys mother i would say who cares, let the girl make a mistake. but the moment you have kids this kind of behavior becomes deplorable.

  7. 7

    Was she that drunk? She'd have to be and I mean isn't she like Christian or something?

  8. 8

    big deal she had to pee…Perez is a dick for putting her down…he's one to talk about class lol

  9. 9

    Sex in a public bathroom is so gay.