Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
When you see a topless peach lying out at the beach, do the creep! Do the creep! LOLz!
We think Michael Douglas may have taken The Lonely Island's lyrics a little too seriously on Monday as he passed by a pair of topless sunbathers in St. Tropez, France.
The 66-year-old actor blatantly stared at the two young blonde's breasts as he walked past and if his smile is any indication of what he was thinking, he DEFINITELY liked what he saw!
After everything Catherine Zeta-Jones has gone through for Michael, we don't think she would appreciate this!
Avert those eyes, Mr. Douglas! Or at least learn to scope out chicks without stopping to stare for a few minutes.
Take note from the gentlemen behind you in the green shirt. He's totally looking behind those dark shades, but at least his head isn't turned 45 degrees in their direction!
[Image via Celebrity Vibe.]