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Jesus (Or Someone) Appears On A Walmart Receipt

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So, apparently a couple believes that Jesus has appeared on a receipt they got from shopping at Walmart.

Being a very religious couple (which is fine), though, they immediately jumped to the conclusion that it's Jesus. To us, it looks like some sort of sinister serial killer. But to each their own!

Check out the video above and let us know if U agree with the couple, and if not, let us know who U think it looks like!

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40 comments to “Jesus (Or Someone) Appears On A Walmart Receipt”

  1. 1

    It doesn't look like jesus te me…. more someone within the taliban or of some sort…

  2. 2

    My wife and I worship Satan, we belong to the local Satanic church and are very active in many Satanic events. Our children are very, heavily involved with all the great Satanic youth groups teaching them ways of the Dark Lord, we have been Satanists since we first married which was 40 years ago! So I can tell you a little about the great Dark Lord Himself, lol. We love singing Satan Worship Songs in the Satanic Hate Choir and we have many bake sales to support the serial killers who are on death row, this being all said in many of our texts and teachings of the great dark one, the picture on thee reciept is actually one of Satan's minions, Codelio, we looked very careful at the video and our friend ran it through his special computer and video equipment, he works on the popular children's program Sesame Street, so he knows allot about video. We are 100 percent sure that is our Dark Lord's loyal servant, it is said he appears on strange objects, particularly paper without warning. Just another great sign that our wonderful Satan is on his way to bring us eternal damination. HAIL SATAN!

  3. 3

    As religious as they are making themselves appear, I WONDER IF THEY HAD/HAVE/ARE GOING TO HAVE PREMARITAL SEX?!????

  4. 4

    How does this even become news? -.-

  5. 5

    It kinda resembles Charles Manson to me.

  6. 6

    Re: assclown – Your religious beliefs are your own business. You could believe in mass murder and the total destruction of all mankind. All fine.

    What really matters is…how do you stand on Gay Marriage?

  7. 7

    Just a marketing scheme that Jesus Saves at Walmart.

  8. 8

    I suppose, if Jesus ever really existed and really was the only begotten son of god, that that could be an image of him. Jesus wouldn't have been tall and blond; he would have looked like the Jews looked at the time, which was short, dark, and bearded. I can't get a line on how tall the dude is on the receipt, but he could be a Jew from that era. Do I believe it's him? Nope. That's just silly.

  9. 9

    OMG it looks like Charles Manson!!

  10. 10

    Mullah Omar or Manson.

  11. 11

    That's so Charles Manson. Come on, who doesn't see that?

  12. 12

    Happens to me all the time with my tortillas. I just feel blessed and gobble them up.

  13. 13

    that looks so perfect to me i have to wonder if it's even real. maybe they had some sort of stencil and covered those parts and left the rest in the sun. the detail on the left side of his face (right for us) is flawless. sometimes things SORT OF look like something, or someone, but that looks like an artist did it. if that was real, i'd be freaked out if it was my receipt tbh. but lol at it being Jesus.

  14. 14

    God does not exist, so how could it be Jesus?
    It's all Rorschach tp me.

  15. 15

    How does anyone know what Jesus looks like? They didn't have cameras back in those days and if someone says that his looks have been passed down through the ppl and the bible I say that it's like the cirlce game. You start by whispering something in one's ear and then they pass it on to the next and by the time it gets back to you it's an all together different thing from what was originally said. Better yet, how do we know that there even is a Jesus? And btw, it does look like Charles Manson.

  16. 16


  17. 17

    Damn! I was pretty sure Jesus shopped at Target.

  18. 18

    I'm voting for Charlie Manson

  19. 19

    Looks more like Charles Manson than Jesus…
    It's pathetic that people think they know what Jesus looked like, if he even existed, which is doubtful. For some reason, he's always portrayed as a white guy…

  20. 20

    That's not Jesus, that's Charles Manson.

  21. 21

    Definitely Charles Manson. Maybe they should rethink shopping at Walmart.

  22. 22

    Non news. This happens quite often in other forms all over the world. The images can be seen as different things to different people. That people choose to believe this nonsense is ridiculous. People can convince themselves of anything, especially religious fanatics. They are over the top.

  23. 23

    I hight doubt that face got their with out being tampered with. There is perfect eyes and shadowing around the eyes and nose..if it was ink or dirt it would have smudged all over the reciept..I'm not religious so I'm guessing this was tampered with..nice try though Re: assclown – LOL!

  24. 24

    Looks like Charles Manson to me.

  25. 25

    People are so damn stupid. And once I put my straighteners on a receipt and weird black shapes appeared… Re: assclown – You're clearly a Christian troll because I'm pretty sure Satanists don't actually believe in an objectively existing being called Satan.

  26. 26

    Marty Feldman

  27. 27

    Re: Elron Hubbard - Con Man – Ahh, good one!!! I betcha that assclown freak is a homophobe!!!

  28. 28

    Ummmm, how do they know what Jesus looks like????

  29. 29

    I'm definitely seeing Charles Manson.

  30. Mtl23 says – reply to this


    You can easily make that, they probably did and just want publicity. Hoax!

  31. 31

    Grilled Cheesus!

  32. MsBre says – reply to this


    IT is HEAT. It is a thermal printer that prints the receipts without ink. It prints with HEAT. Therefore if you apply any form of heat to the receipt later it will darken and basically the writing will turn dark in places. It is so freakin ridiculous that this made an evening news. I use them at my business and I am sure they use them in the studio so I can only imagine what hick town put this on the news. In my city they would have NEVER PUT THAT ON THE NEWS.

  33. 33

    It actually looks like the very famous icon of Christ the Pantocrator. look it up.

  34. Me120 says – reply to this


    Looks like Bin Laden

  35. 35

    Helter Skelter!! Thats Charlie Manson!!! lol

  36. 36

    Re: assclown – So, you're really a Christian, right?

  37. @v@ says – reply to this


    If it's Jesus, I hope he ups his game and appears in person next time instead of on a Walmart receipt and throws out all the money changers again. Long overdue.
    Or perhaps it got wet. Water, baby or dog drool?

  38. 38

    he looks like bin laden haha)) and her earings in the form of a cross cracked me up

  39. 39

    My 9 year old just saw that and said "Eww! Why is Osama Bin Laden on that piece of paper?" So yeah, it doesn't look like Jesus. To me, it looks like Bin Laden or Charlie Manson.

  40. 40

    It looks like Osama Bin Laden. "No Kidding". I'm dead serious.