Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
Leatherface's latest target is rapper and R&B star Trey Songz.
Songz has signed to play one of the leads in The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 3D, Clint Eastwood's youngest son Scott Eastwood.
Who knows? Maybe we'll be delightfully surprised! (unlikely)
In case you forgot Songz's hits include: "Girl Tonight," "Can’t Help But Wait," His most recent album, Passion, Pain and Pleasure, was released last year and yielded the hit "Bottoms Up."
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