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Lindsay's Broke, Can't Afford A Shrink!

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Here we go again…

During Lindsay Lohan's hearing on Thursday, a judge acknowledged that she was in compliance with court orders by doing community service and attending a shoplifters alternative course, but there was one thing she has yet to do: sign up for psychological counseling.

La Lohan claimed that she's been unable to start psychological counseling because her SAG insurance has lapsed and she can't afford it. And she had the nerve to say this to the judge while wearing a pair of $1,200 Louboutin shoes!

The judge then asked her if she knew anyone who had a credit card who would be ale to loan her the cash, in which after consulting with her lawyer, she said she did know someone who could help her.

Lindsay has 21 days to start her court-ordered counseling sessions. If she doesn't provide proof by August 11, the judge will then revoke her probation.

Before ending the hearing, the judge told her "get back to community service, and your life will be in order."


We're not buying it, gurl! All you have to do is sell your shoes and you can buy at least a couple sessions! LOL!

[Image via WENN.]

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39 comments to “Lindsay's Broke, Can't Afford A Shrink!”

  1. 1

    when was the last time this bitch has worked a day in her life? her last film was like when 2007? she has wasted so much money on lawyers,drugs, etc. I am not surprised if she doesn't have money. then again she is a big fat liar.

  2. 2

    OMG! She has Marty Feldman nipples!!!

  3. 3

    well - it's apparent she can't even afford a bra………..

  4. 4

    But it appears that she can still afford lip fillers…..

  5. 5

    Awwwwww, so sorry! :(

  6. 6

    Maybe George & Cindy Anthony can help her out. They're accustomed to enabling sociopathic, lying whores.

  7. 7

    What's with those sagging boobs?!? She's like 24… right?

  8. 8

    Hilarious. That's what she came up with? Oh yeah, she's learned a lot and is really trying to do the right thing. NOT. Throw her ass in jail. AGAIN. Maybe next time it will take.

  9. Bates says – reply to this


    It's the Lindsay haters who need shrinks, not Lindsay. What a bunch of envious nobodies.

  10. 10

    Her titties are SOOO hot!

    Suck, suck, suck.

  11. 11

    Poor thing is broke!! i guess she will have to go work next nikki blonsky at the shoe store!

  12. 12

    It's also apparent that neither Lindsay, nor Shawn, owns a suit.

  13. lck says – reply to this


    i read somewhere her rent is $7000.00 per month and she came to court in an escalade, with a security man and she's too broke to pay for a shrink? community service doesn't cost her any money and she hasn't done that either.

  14. 14

    Re: Bates – yeah thats it, we'e all envious of her. LMAO Lame

  15. 15

    she needs to go curl up in a corner and stay there for the rest of her life.

  16. 16

    Re: Bates – Hey Lindsay, nice of you to join us. :)

    I'm usually totally against picking apart people for their appearance, but girlfriend MIGHT want to make sure her nipples aren't totoally uneven before stepping out braless in a thin, white dress.

  17. 17

    I'll bet her lawyer loves hearing that she's claiming to be broke. Good luck getting your money.

  18. 18

    P.S. Note: No one in the armed forces has asked her pasty, freckly, saggy boob bobble-head to the ball - they'd rather party with Betty White…bwaaa haaa haaa!

  19. 19

    Why does anyone even care at this point.

  20. 20

    Re: Bates – totally!! LINDSAY will comeback huge….She's a hot bitch!! love her

  21. 21

    Too bad she didnt take advantage of the free resources she had access to during the times she was in prison or when she was in rehab. On the upside, stock for the cheap vodka brands should soar!

  22. 22

    She can't afford a bwa either.

  23. 23

    she needs to control those cockeyed nipples!

  24. 24

    Re: rosebud99
    good one!
    and we still see her going out
    so not as desperate as she claims
    she can manage like the rest of us-get a cheaper place and cut back on anything that is not considered a necessity
    ..we've all had to do it at some point
    she can hold a yard sale and get rid of some of her designer duds-that will pay for her shrink sessons

  25. 25

    Hmm apparently she can't afford a bra either..!

  26. @v@ says – reply to this


    Daddy can hook her up with Dr. Drew, but the catch is he'll probably want to film it.

  27. barny says – reply to this


    Re: highboo – Unlike you I happen to like Lindsay's big white freckle covered boobsI'd also enjoy putting my lips around her pale areolas and sucking on her nipples.

  28. jaine says – reply to this


    you think most ppl would have learnt a leason and the fact that shes been given so much rope to hang herself by from the judges , who should've given her a good spell in jail, maybe they'll regret not doing so when shes killed someone or herself , i dnt think the latter would come as a big shock , what a waste of a life so many chances just tossed away.

  29. 29

    I read that the Venice Beach house she's renting was last listed at $7,100 p/month. If she's able to fork over $85K a year on property alone, I'm sure there's a means of scrounging up some change for a shrink.

  30. 30

    I'm guessing that she can pawn all of the freebies she's gotten from celebrity events. In addition to jewelry she's has stolen from photo shoots. Her video where she begs for work shows an condo full of expensive looking stuff. Pawn it. And she should sell her car. We don't want her on the road again.

  31. 31

    Re: rosebud99 – Exactly. Lip fillers, spray tans, booze, coke, and botox.

  32. 32

    I think it's obvious that Lindsay and everyone who supports her needs help mentally. Talk about delusional! Love the "I can't afford it" excuse. All she would have to do is stay home a couple times a month and that right there could pay for it. Better yet, maybe not shop so much, move into a place with cheaper rent, or sell some of her expensive clothing.

  33. @v@ says – reply to this


    Re: poodlewithamohawk – She's being sued by that Betty Ford staffer, so crying broke works for her right now. I don't doubt that she has some money problems. She can save 7 grand a month by moving in with mom or dad.

  34. 34

    If she is so broke, how the hell can she afford to live where she is living. Can she apply for section 8. Who's paying her lawyer fees. Tell the bitch to have a garage sale and see how much she can raise. Maybe she can be like octo mom and organize a car wash

  35. Bates says – reply to this


    Concealing is a medical issue. Since when does the government (court) have the right to compel someone to undergo medical treatment, especially at their own cost? I think the judge, prosecutors, and probation officers need concealing, not Lindsay.

  36. SF90 says – reply to this


    Funny how she says she's broke ’cause when she was accused of stealing she used the argument that she wouldn't steal because she has money.

  37. 37

    Can you really feel sorry for her? she had it made but it got to her head thinking she is all that and that fame would last forever….. wrong she has no talent she is not good looking she just happen to come out in the right year… now i can believe she is broke… give it another six months she will pose for playboy ….. remember when britney told playboy she would pose nude for millions??? and that said no thanks…..

  38. @v@ says – reply to this


    Re: Bates – Have you READ her history in and out of the courts? Of course they can compel her to go. It was court ordered.

  39. 39

    end of the road, lilo! time to suck some serious dickkk